two sandwiches and a nap

What you do just before you get clean and sober. You eat two sandwiches and take a nap. Get back to reality. Sober up.

Dude! You are spun the fuck out man! Time for two sandwiches and a nap!

by MURPHY45INC July 18, 2022

Two Wheel Peel

Any motorized vehicle that has two engines independently turning two wheels. The wheels must not be connected with an axel and the engines must be throttled independently for it to be fully considered a two wheel peel. This is generally seen in an amateur go kart build where two engines are throttled by two separate pedals.

Watch me do this sick two wheel peel burnout

by Digbick Johnson June 17, 2018

it takes two to Tandy

It takes two to Tandy is an uncommonly used turn of phrase used which is used in the context of when you want to Tandy by yourself but you need two.

Oh man I wish i could go Tandy but it takes two to Tandy... I'm talking to myself.

by Tiny fucking mr feet February 17, 2017

Intertransgendercessionental boogalou for two

A mutual and unreciprocable forfeiture of ones "gender unbefitting ones birth sex" between two people while dancing.

If attempting to write down your sexual preference while doing the Intertransgendercessionental boogalou for two, make sure to use a pencil, so that the line may be moved as needed.

by RichardofPotato November 14, 2021

Two-Wheels Danny

A squeaky voiced dumbshit that is like Adam Sandler in Water Boy that races Lawnmowers on a daily basis and is still struggling through puberty at the age of 69

Look at Two-Wheels Danny ridin that mower nigga ass.

by PinkPussyTom May 20, 2016

Oklahoma Two Sack

When two people are having sex and both wear a sack on their heads.

That bitch was so ugly I put a bag on my head in case her’s fell off! We call that the Oklahoma Two Sack!

by @paulester9 May 7, 2019

Two Bob Turnip

Two Bob Turnip is a name used to describe a specific Family of woolybacks that reside in The Suburban Semi Rural farming village of Purbrook. The Barron’s, or Two Bob Turnip’s are a Lower Middle Class Yuppie family that usually have ginger hair, Webbed Feet and Dogs with 3 legs, These Harmless Ginger Farmers spend their time smoking menthol, Watching Havant FC and getting rejected by average looking women, most of Us in Ptown Feel Sorry for them & see them as soulless ginger farmers

Who are those Ginger Lads on On The Bikes? Oh that’s The Barron Family, Ben & James, They always ride their bikes while doing the PaperRound, They are right Two Bob Turnips

by Bomb Voyage October 30, 2021