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SALTY

Guy 1: Bro I just whooped you. Guy 2: Shut the fuck up! Guy 1: Bro you salty as fuck right now.
by MysteryMrR ( Checkout my YouTu October 22, 2015
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salty salutation

This is what is said when people are greeting you or sending you off and it is positive but it has a negative tone to it so you don't know if you are actually liked by these people. It's awesome to give but not so much fun to receive
As Donny was walking into the party, multiple people said that it was great to see him and then called him "Donny the Dumb Shit!" Donny was perplexed by this salty salutation and his fears were confirmed when someone said the same thing to him as they spit into the beer he just got from the keg.
by von groovy August 7, 2024
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Salty Vacation

Where a male is sexually aroused and has to release the juices from his testicles. After doing so, then proceeds to ejaculate all over his own face and bed sheet. Finally ends it off by licking his semen off his bed sheet.
My girlfriend didn't want to blow me and swallow tonight, so I did it myself and got one hell of a Salty Vacation
by Zalranzar June 27, 2017
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salty pimp

To be a salty pimp means to have game or to be experienced in the art of attraction
Joe got a date with melinda joes a big ole salty pimp. Melinda being difficult to acquire a date with
by qwerty kid June 15, 2016
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Salty

You
I am salty
I like salty people
I will become salty one day!
I’ll try my best to be salty
You are salty
by Sunakochan! July 16, 2019
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salty mustard sandwich

When there is a three way with two guys, and one guy nuts in the girls pussy and the other guy pees in it
I had a salty mustard sandwich yesterday, and it was delightful!
by Big dick Daquan May 26, 2018
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Salty Wonton

A sexual maneuver closly related to the extremely popular "Tea Bag" in which a woman takes a sweaty Asain mans testicles inside the mouth.
Maria was feeling satisfied, albeit a little ill after taking a Salty Wonton from Mr Chou.
by Snoop Beardy August 12, 2011
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