Poop And Shoot

"Hey man did you just poop and shoot in the porta-jon."
by killjoy78 August 08, 2020
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poop and dash

The act of arriving at a location and immediately heading to the shitter and dropping a deuce whether small and dainty like that of a cat or large and gruesome like the dark lord satan himself is using your asshole as a portal into this world and then promptly leaving the premises never to return because what you did in that bathroom is probably against the Geneva Convention.
-"Wanna head over to that Kristen girl's house for that party?"
-"Can't bro. I totally did a poop and dash there last week."
by Maccadangdang June 17, 2017
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Poop Stinky

Every 5 year old will say this at one point, whether it's when they take a big shit and it smells, or they watch a movie with a million fart and poop jokes.
Child: DADDY I MADE A POOP STINKY!

Dad: Wow son, very cool.
by Xx.Apple_Sauce.xX October 24, 2019
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Oopy poop

When you did a poop and you scream ooooopyyyyy dadddyyyyy while on top
Me: agahahahahahshsshus I can’t stop pooping
Bae: ahahahshshs this oopy poop is to much to handle
by Oopy poop December 03, 2021
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Poop-noose

The poop-noose is the opening where the gastrointestinal tract ends and exits the body. The poop-noose starts at the bottom of the rectum, the last portion of the colon (large intestine). The anorectal line separates the poop-noose from the rectum. Tough tissue called fascia surrounds the poop-noose and attaches it to nearby structures.
That charmin ultra is really nice on the old poop-noose!
by Alto_Shock May 04, 2021
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Poop technician

derogitory term for a homosexual man
by Stuart Mackie May 27, 2008
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poop skate

1. the act of slipping in poop, when crossing the lawn or what have you.
2. to have poop on your shoe, and smear it when walking indoors.
Noun: Please put your Poop skates outside.
Verb: Watch yourself when you run across the lawn like that, you might poop skate.
by Gvid September 30, 2007
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