rotel dick

quick, ghetto penis

girl, i’m hot in the tail… i need some rotel dick.

by Nadegirl777 May 7, 2023

Dick hoodie

Hoodie with a hole cut inside the pockets to put your dick into and masturbate publicly without anyone noticing

Guy #1: What the fuck are you doing?
Guy #2: It's freezing

Guy #1: Is that a dick hoodie
Guy #2: You got me!

(Both guys laugh and guy #2 cums)

by Sushi-bob January 13, 2012

link's dick

Something that can turn on and satisfy anything in the whole damn galaxy. Even non living things such as rocks. Too powerful link must keep it in his pants at all cost at all times. Just by saying these 2 words will leave anything begging on the floor desperately.

"Ahh, I might just need Link's dick tonight!"

by Your Secret Urges September 26, 2017

smoking a dick

when someone is acting utterly stupid

"You must be smoking a dick or something"

by whitepoop February 20, 2018

Dick In The Exhaust

The act of putting your dick in the exhaust pipe located on the back of cars

person: Bro, my girlfriend didn't wanna have sex last night so i had to pull a Dick In The Exhaust

by cuntnugget9000 December 17, 2016

Dick-Looker

Someone who intentionally looks at dicks.

Dr Clark:” Omg Chris is a dick-looker”

by Doctrclark July 30, 2022

Dick Levee

A dick levee is a line of pillows placed between two males while sleeping in same bed

Damn son, you need to throw up a dick levee or else ponchoboy will grind your hindquarters

by Archangelmbc October 18, 2016