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Tea-Bag Together

When one person sucks the other’s balls while they suck on two actual tea-bags.
John: You know Marta? We tea-bagged together.
Tyler: You what?
John: Y’know, when you get your balls sucked while sucking on some tea-bags; that’s when you tea-bag together.
by Skulker May 24, 2018
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Keep the tea in the pot

when you have something to say about somebody or something but you decide to keep it to yourself. also known as spilling tea when you tell someone about what happened.
did you hear about Jason,never mind I’m going to keep the tea in the pot.
by lilv February 26, 2018
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chef boiled tea

A way to make fun of the name brand Chef Boyardee. Chef boiled tea can make anything from burnt toast to tasty tea
"Look, I'm the next chef boiled tea"
by thevogue December 26, 2016
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Midtown tea party

Two men giving oral pleasure to each other.
I think nick and Casey had a midtown tea party in the bathroom.
by Milkdaddyatl January 9, 2020
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wake that tea up

To bring back the energy of a situation that either happened recently, or a while ago.
Person 1 - You know “Girl” been asking people for money as charity but she actually using them to pay her bills?

Person 2 - Hold on.. WAKE THAT TEA UP!! She lucky she got no money from me!
by etherentz August 1, 2023
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English tea cup

When one pees into a girls belly button, then dips a crumpet into the pee and makes the girl eat it
Sally came over yesterday at high noon for an English tea cup.
by NotMexican8 August 25, 2022
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Louisiana Tea Time

The act of a man steeping his balls in a fresh cup of warm urine, then pouring the cup down a woman’s throat or on her face.
Sorry guys, I have to get home to the wife... It’s Louisiana tea time and I’ve been holding it all day.
by Frunkle December 4, 2020
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