A new years resolution that turns into two years because you either forgot about it or are just too lazy to try to do it so you give yourself 2 years instead of one.
Person 1: Hey, didn't you say your new years resolution was to quit smoking?
Person 2: Yeahh, but it's really hard so I'm made it a two years resolution, now, I have some time.
Person 2: Yeahh, but it's really hard so I'm made it a two years resolution, now, I have some time.
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