Meatloaf Top

When a girl wears tight jeans and a short shirt so her flab spills out over her jeans. This is a subset of a Muffin Top, but if there is a lot of texture on the spillout (e.g. cottage cheese or stretch marks) then it is a Meatloaf Top (i.e. it looks like the top of a meatloaf as it spills out over the pan).

Wow, do you see her Muffin Top?

Yikes, it looks like her midsection was in a war zone, that isn't a Muffin Top, that is a Meatloaf Top!

by Deepthoughts July 22, 2013

asian topping

The action of urinating in a girls mouth when she passes out after sex.

Dude, I gave that bitch an asian topping last night, she was so drunk.

by Bmoney Brods March 13, 2011

lap-topping

This is the act of using your laptop for whatever purpose.

He is busy, still lap-topping.
Lap-topping is not permitted in this area.

by james8warlock July 22, 2011

Top faloopen

The act of being on top of your sex partner and faloopen every hole that is in the reach of your pinkie toe.

"top faloopen" plugging ones hole with your pinkie toe

by Weldy Weldy face August 23, 2011

Top Shagger

Owen Porter

Oi there’s Owen what a top shagger

by Vegetation shagger October 31, 2018

Topping it off

Topping it off refers to engagement in the act of sexual intercourse immediately after a woman has completed childbirth.

Where's Zach?

His baby mama just popped another one out and now he's in there topping it off.

Oh, you gotta!

by Hadu August 28, 2018

top surgery

Surgery that alters the size of the chest for gender-affirming purposes. While this can be used for procedures that either reduce or increase breast tissue, it more commonly refers to FTM/FTN procedures. In this case, a commonly desired result is to have a more masculine-appearing chest. There are several forms of surgery that can achieve this. You do not have to be a specific gender to have top surgery.

My friend Aspen just got top surgery. They can't wait until they're fully healed.

by sugarfog September 25, 2022