google professional

Usually a fat person that assumes they know everything about google in order to bixby the opposite sex in strip clubs

My name is Kevin Chen, I am a google professional

by punnytummy October 12, 2018

Google

The company that doesn't give a fuck about your privacy and knows more things about you than you know about yourself.

Google sucks. I use DuckDuckGo.

by DaBluLite April 28, 2021

Google sure!

When you're so goddamn SURE about SOMETHING.

"How sure you bout that?"

"I'm google sure! about that bruh"

by Hashvick July 25, 2022

Google

See World Domination

Google it

by XE_Non April 6, 2023

google

In modern society, a verb used to indicate that you are performing an intellectual search on the Internet. In general, this word is used even when search engines other than Google.com are used.

Teacher: What is the capital of the United States?
Donald Trump: Let me google that for you... *uses Yahoo*

by imagoofygoober123 January 11, 2019

google hames

a hames that likes to google.

a hames that finds things.

man, that google hames found something.

by hames000000 February 10, 2018

Google Snake

a game people play during class because that class sucks ass
hey that rhymes

"man this class is boring im gonna play google snake"

by brrbrbr October 12, 2022