Chode

A penis which is short, but fat

Steffi: look at that guy, he totally has a chode

Georgia: I know, I saw it last night

by Slagos200 June 24, 2019

Chode

stubby weiner

austin: sorry it fell out, god blessed me with a stubby chode
Maria: 😭

by anonymous April 28, 2021

chode smasher

A chode smasher is when somebody throws a base-ball bat into your chode. This causes immense pain and makes you cry instantly or your chode burst releasing a lot of cum and blood.

Boy1: Yesterday i threw a base-ball bat into that guys chode.
Boy2: holy shit! you chode smasher!! what happened?
Boy1: his chode burst and he cried.

by theguidencetolife. June 3, 2010

Chode

noun. 1. a penis that is greater in diameter than it is in length. 2. a complete asshat of a human being that deserves to breathe the methane doused air of farts for eternity

My ex landlord is chode.

by explrn November 8, 2018

Chode

A short but wide dick.

Blake: "Damo has a chode!"
Damo: "at least I don't have hiv!"

by XDicktationx July 8, 2019

Zil Thod a.k.a. Jizz Chode

The bestest friend in the whole wide world. This is a person who will be there for you no matter what. She is a person that you would end up in jail with, but it would be so worth it. This kind of person isn't the best speller, but she tries hard and that's good. She laughs at all you're terrible jokes and you can tell each other anything. I love yoouuuu lizard breath!!!!!!

That girl is such a Zil Thod a.k.a. Jizz Chode and it's awesome

by Ttirbykins September 30, 2011

Chode

Pancake penis

How do you fit your chode in your pants

by Budto March 14, 2021