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Tony

short boy, who is a mommy’s boy that apologizes for everything and will break a girls heart and fat shame people.
tony: hey at least i can fit in the ocean

and don’t look like a cow
anyone: rude
by anonymous October 18, 2021
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Toni

Toni is a complicated, funny, traumatized, anxious, overly loving, caring, weird, and ambitious person. They love animals, art, music, people who have the same energy, weird things, museums, movies, tiny things, food, traveling, and sweet things. They always crave a good conversation, ramen, snacks, cake, a night drive, star gazing, a good thriller, and rom-coms. Sometimes when you meet a Toni they have a lot of baggage, stories, chocolate, they cry a lot, laugh a lot, hug a lot, have a lot of blankets, and drink a lot of coffee. They only vibe with people who are caring, loving, passionate, weird, fun, blunt, honest, and affectionate. A Toni knows when you’re mad, sad, happy, and lying. Don’t fuck with a Toni because they can be empaths and highly sensitive. Tonis are also down for a good time with good people.
We all need a Toni.
by whathappenedtowaldo November 23, 2021
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Tony Two Canoes

A man who attempts to look stronger by standing unnaturally straight and holding their arms out to the side, making it look like they're carrying two canoes. A close relative to the try-hard.
"Look at Tony Two Canoes over there, what a fagget"
by heyitzaj July 5, 2016
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A Tony Man

A Tony Man refers to someone who judges another person's playstyle in a video game or their approach to a situation based on their own preferences or standards. This term also describes an individual who tends to vanish from social circles unless there's food or alcohol involved, but suddenly reappears once these elements are hinted at, even after a prolonged period of silence. Additionally, a Tony Man can also be known as a "baby man" who displays child-like behaviors, especially concerning food, physical exercise, and social situations. This includes avoiding adult food, such as sauces, and exhibiting other immature traits.
"Bro, stop being a Tony Man! I want to punch the tree; I don't want the tools you looted from the villagers. LET ME CRAFT!"

"Dude, stop being a Tony Man. We just want to be there to support Mark; his dad just died! The bar can wait, you asshole."
by StevenMaque1997 April 25, 2024
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Tony

A rat who dosen’t leave you alone, and is as small as a 2 year old.
“Tony turns around in lesson
Shoots myself before he could talk”
by Poopupyourbum July 6, 2021
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Toni jo

Person: you see her she's such a toni jo
by ELCOCO January 30, 2020
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Tony/Toni

Tony's are the best at straight up fucking any lucky women's brain's out, the average size of any Tony's/Toni's Cock is always greater than 6.5inchs but so far none of the Tony's/Toni's alive today have a cock that exceeds 9.5inchs. anyone who sleeps with a man with the name Tony/Toni will not only have the most glorious orgasm they have ever had in there life but will also have great karma for as long as they are continuing to sleep with him.
Go now and find yourself a Tony/Toni and let them fuck your brains out you won't EVER regret it.
by 6800Anonymous6800 November 21, 2022
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