Flat-Stanely

(Noun) a man who only has sex with ladies with such tight poons his penis becomes flat. Ultimate goal

The man had sex with so many tight virgins he became flat-stanely.

by Bluebirdbeast September 28, 2017

rolling stone boy

A fuck boy, someone that talks to loads of girls

‘I think I love him’
‘Really? I heard he’s a rolling stone boy’

by Someshitindiebandyouprobsdk November 22, 2017

chocolate stoned

The Stoner Version of being chocolate wasted

When you’re super stoney bologna and you feel like you face just fell off and you realize damn I’m chocolate stoned

by I’mhighritenow January 30, 2018

cole stone

He is the perfect boy on the entire world. Every girl wants a Cole Stone, he’s cute, adorable and super sexy. He will treat you like a Princesses and he will give you a lot of Kit-kats. Sometimes he could be a little jealous but is because he loves you.

Girl: OMG he's so sexy!
Girl 2: yea, he is Cole Stone, he is the coolest guy!

by Chabe February 8, 2018

Cold Stone

When you get a rock-hard erection from a very cold temperature, usually around 20 to 30 degrees Fahrenheit. Very similar to morning wood.

“Dude, I can’t fuckin’ walk like this. I have cold stone right now.”

by Fuckedous March 15, 2018

Getting stoned with two birds

When you try to kill two birds with one stone but it doesn't work out

Joe tried to shower and do his homework at the same time but he ended up just getting stoned with two birds

by BernardosexyOHiggins69 May 12, 2018

dong stone

The 8th infinity stone located in Earth.
This stone has most dangerous power in universe called DING-DONG

I DONT KNOW WHERE U R, BUT I WILL FIND U AND OWN U DONG STONE ...

by PhesojtheMuslim July 23, 2018