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Medium weight white PP spoon

An act where two Caucasians males who collectively weigh less than 300 lb, lay together while one positions his penis through the legs of the other who tucks his penis between his legs.
It was really cold the other night when we went camping so my buddy and I performed a medium weight white pp spoon
by HonestTruthTalker October 29, 2025
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Gunky Pudd’n Spoon

Spooning with your partner after a heated argument and letting your sweet heat teach them a lesson with a nice shart as they gingerly dose off.
Fucking Greg came home drunk last night and spooned up next to me in bed. I gave him the Gunky Pudd’n Spoon the moment his dong tried to weasel between my cheeks.
by Splendid Curse December 20, 2025
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Gag a maggot with a spoon.

Girl 1: "Did you break up with your boyfriend?"

Girl 2: "No, he said he was sorry for forgetting my birthday."

Girl 1: "Gag a maggot with a spoon."
by Kayaluki!!! October 24, 2009
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eat your ass with a spoon

When you use a spoon, of any material, depending on how much you love the person. Then shove the spoon up the ass, and twist it to create a vacuum seal. Finally, you pull the intestines out like a plunger and feast on it with a spoon.
*Minouska throws it back*
Pierro: "GIRL the way you be throwing it back makes me wanna eat your ass with a spoon"
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Every pig has a bad spoon

Every now and then something doesn’t work out the way you want but eventually it will get better.
“I know it’s bad but every pig has a bad spoon.”
by PickleJuice9494 April 1, 2026
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Every pig has a bad spoon

Every now and then something doesn’t work out the way you want but eventually it will get better.
“She might have said you have a shrimp dick but every pig has a bad spoon.”
by PickleJuice9494 April 1, 2026
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Chasing a Cloud With a Rubber Spoon

Futile effort; trying to achieve the impossible using inadequate means.
When your buddy asks what someone is doing and you don't know, you say "That boy is out there Chasing a Cloud with a Rubber Spoon."
by thingymaging June 20, 2025
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