minnesota snow sock

the minnesota originated act of pulling the condom off after sex and slapping the shit out of your partner with the gizziful snow sock.

Did you guys hear that Preston pulled the minnesota snow sock on rachel last week?

by bignutzputz69 June 15, 2020

hank snow

To move on. To leave work one day and never return to that job. To quit a job with zero gucks given Bye Felicia.

Hey. Have you seen Big Jon this week? He pulled a Hank Snow.

by Kakbbeiwka November 3, 2021

Rocky Mountain Snow Cap

Sex postition - Engage in normal missionary until male is close to orgasm. Quickly stand over females chest and take a dump right below her breasts. Then proceed to ejaculate over entire excrement, the end result should resemble the frosty tops of the Rocky Mountain range.

Friend 1 - "Yo, dude, that chick we met last night was nasty."

Friend 2 - "What do you mean?"

Friend 1 - "She wanted something called a Rocky Mountain Snow Cap all over her chest."

by SquatcHammer August 30, 2013

Santa Fe snow storm

When you cum through a cheese grader and shake it all over your partner just like it’s snowing, than proceed to smear it all over them using the cheese grader. This ends up creating a mess of blood and cum which is now a Santa Fe snow storm. Rinse and repeat

I can’t wait to try the Santa Fe snow storm tonight!

by 14hunnit May 8, 2019

Snorlax

Snorlax is a lazy cookie eatting Mexican Hobo.

Frank "Snorlax do anything productive?"
Snorlax "*munchmunch*

Snorlax is to blank as sex is to adults.

by Bananas March 15, 2005

snow

frozen ice that was once rain that falls from the sky when it is cold enough

It snowed on Christmas, and what a happy time it was!

by Santa December 27, 2002

snow

A certain beauty that's going to be gone if we keep polluting our earth.

100 YEARS FROM NOW....
Kid: "Hey grandpa, can you tell me that story about snow again?"
Grandpa: "Once upon a time, there was a thing that fell from the sky. It was white, soft, and beautiful. Running through it was like jumping on clouds. Then, one day, humans did a terrible thing. They created automobiles. These machines emitted terrible gases that made snow stop falling!"
Kid: "But grandpa, why did they decide to make automobiles then?"
Grandpa: "Good question, son. It's because back in 2008, people were ignorant and stupid."

by audrey<3 January 27, 2008