Sloppy Snorkel

When a female sucks on your cock while your whole body is submerged in water besides your cock and nose. The cock is the snorkel.

John had to goto the hospital because Hailey gave him Sloppy Snorkel.

by Billy Bong May 16, 2018

Sloppy Goober

When you get a blowjob while watching spongbob

I was 12 when I got my first sloppy goober.

by Keegan09 May 20, 2018

the sloppy drip

The small area between your hand and your dick that lets cum drip down to your balls after you jerk off, making a sloppy drip.

After I jerked off, I couldn’t find my cum, then felt a crusty substance later under my balls. Must have been the sloppy drip.

by Headblade April 16, 2018

Sloppy Fucked

When your finger food gets so sloppy you can’t eat it with your hands anymore.

My cheeseburger bun fell off and now my burger is sloppy fucked.

by Ty4nn4_17 May 27, 2018

Sloppy hammock

When the lady has extra meat hanging out, that is referred as a sloppy hammock

When Mike is kneeling comfortably behind Susan, he decided to go for the reach around to test length of her sloppy hammock

by Gmoose82 May 28, 2018

Sloppy joe

When the male pulls his penis out of s/o ass and the s/o starts sucking it

Damn babby that’s a nice sloppy joe

by Dmdjdjrjfj July 15, 2019

Sloppy Yonk

The act of licking a guys taint (found behind the balls before the asshole ) in a slobbery, wet, and ostentatious way.

Me: “ girl things have been getting stale in the bedroom with my man so I gave him a sloppy yonk last night and he proposed!!”

Friend: “damn girl you needs teach me how to do THAT”

by Mbnmhc July 22, 2019