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Sleep Drunk

A phenomenon that affects both a person's brain and body when they stay up late and their mind can't compute things. Symptoms of sleep drunk include:

- The inability to spell
- Random keyboard spams
- Non-coherent sentences
- Off-topic unnecessary subjects that they probably pulled out of their ass
- Laughing at everything
- Just generally not making sense
- Sending messages in chunks

Sleep drunk, as the name suggests, resembles being drunk. Instead of alcohol however, it's the lack of sleep. This only happens at night and early morning. If it occurs any other time, said person is either actually drunk, or just a lil dumb.
Decent person: "Hey dude, it's 2am. Shouldn't you be sleeping?"
Sleep drunk person:

"Hey"
"Hahe"
"Do uou liek chiloklate milk"
Decent person: "What-"
Sleep drunk person: "I think k might beb sleepe sdrink"

Decent person: "Pfft, yeah definitely. Go to bed"
Sleep drunk person:

"But I wanan to yoh"
"Sjhsjsv banabanabsan"
Decent person: "What the hell are you doing-"
Sleep drunk person:

"when i was. a hyoubg biy. my father. took me into yhe vity. to sleee a marchign band"
"He saide 'som when. You grow up. will yiu be. The savioru of the broken, the beateb and the eamnded?'"
by bug boy June 21, 2022
mugGet the Sleep Drunkmug.

the sleeping stranger

As opposed to the reverse stranger or the stranger, this is when you sit on your hand or arm until you lose feeling in it, and then proceeding to hold yourself as if it were someone else. Often used by people to comfort themselves while they try to sleep.
Man I hit an all time low, last night i gave myself the sleeping stranger, I really need someone
by A certain philanderer September 18, 2017
mugGet the the sleeping strangermug.

Sleep

Put your phone down. Turn your music off. Clean yourself up. You alright.

Lie down. Breath slowly and naturally. Dont think too much. Close your eyes and relax your body. Go to sleep.
Go to sleep honey
But in not tired
Just try
by Emzy S. October 17, 2020
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Sleep

Sleep is something weebs don't have
by Loser_alert September 13, 2020
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Sleep Dreaming

When Capptex accidentally goes to sleep in VC at 4:04 am on Saturday (real)
Hassan very clapped what a fucking idiot rayaan in bed with him also rebelc4 under him getting the best head in tghe world damn charts crazy bitch fucking sleep dreaming
by NotWhatislofe May 27, 2022
mugGet the Sleep Dreamingmug.

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