human crotch rocket

A short girl with attitude that should scare you away but body that attracts you more

I saw you helping the human crotch rocket, how did it go?

I was scared and turned on but I think she was cool

by Edwardreeses1125 July 3, 2023

The Siberian Snot Rocket

when a guy cums into a girls nose and then the girl spits it out it as if it was a loogie out of her mouth.

Guy: Me and my girl tried the Siberian snot rocket last night
guy #2: dude that's gnarly,

by brincest69 September 20, 2020

Crotch Rocket

A liquid hug from the fun gods, just snug enough to fit in the crotch of your pants, making you feel like a sneaky, booze-smuggling superhero with questionable life choices.

As he stepped into the party with an awkward swagger, it became evident that his confidence was fueled by a crotch rocket snugly nestled in his pants, ready to unleash its liquid courage upon the unsuspecting crowd.

by MrCrazzyDew April 26, 2024

Nils the rocket

A different yet interesting version of the Nordic name Nils.

Nils the rocket Will probably f you up in a fight. Though Nils the rocket is very sensitive on the inside. If you get to know him he is a really nice guy. Though he is incredibly short.

“Look at nils the rocket go”

by Yeyeyeweeee September 14, 2023

Dillree shit rocket

The act of a large science teacher rapidly shoving his fist into his anus until it becomes gaping; then aiming anus in the air, they shit everywhere

Honey you aren’t very good in bed we should try the dillree shit rocket

by Goon master January 16, 2025

Crotch Rocket

A woman who continuously spits out children from her vagina.

That woman sure is a crotch rocket with all those kids. Those government checks be banging!

by croctchrocket!! August 5, 2022

Bottle-rocket

A weapon that specializes in launching a tube or cylinder that explodes, rapidly without needing to be reloaded.

This bottle-rocket here gotta 50 foot launch and a 3 second detonation.

by mr.626 April 11, 2025