by The BL Report May 05, 2012
Reverse cowpat is when your girl is riding you reverse cowgirl and does a liquid poo on your chest and it hardens before you finish.
Tillie was riding Chris in the meadow. Chris was blindfolded and didn’t even realise Tillie had laid a reverse cowpat on his chest.
by landohardski August 19, 2021
When you are making out with a guy, touch his penis and its not hard. (When its definitely expected to be)
by haime and kyree November 06, 2010
The act of sitting on the toilet whilst facing backwards...Then preceeding to take a shit down the front of the bowl, leaving behind a skid-mark.
Girl 1: Ewww i walked in on that guy over there and he was facing the other way on the toilet, talk about awkward?!?
Girl 2: Rofl, Yeah i think that was a reverse dooner!
Girl 1: I dont care what it was, its still fucked up!
Girl 2: Rofl, Yeah i think that was a reverse dooner!
Girl 1: I dont care what it was, its still fucked up!
by PatrickMcCarthyTimaruLOL February 13, 2011
The act of obedience and providing services for African American descendants and accepting subjugation for the actions of white men, particularly in North America.
by BLMBoy123 February 03, 2022
A poo that lands on the front sloping part of the toilet bowl is called a reverse koala.
Picture a koala bear with its arms wrapped around a tree.
Now picture a toilet.
Now picture yourself wrapped around the toilet like the koala.
You will find yourself in reverse on the toilet.
Now take an enormous shit. Where's that shit gonna end up?
In the wrong place, that's where!
Picture a koala bear with its arms wrapped around a tree.
Now picture a toilet.
Now picture yourself wrapped around the toilet like the koala.
You will find yourself in reverse on the toilet.
Now take an enormous shit. Where's that shit gonna end up?
In the wrong place, that's where!
"Bro, I totally left a massive reverse koala at Jimmy's Mom's house!"
"That's fucking gross! Fucking good shit bro"
"That's fucking gross! Fucking good shit bro"
by khat5e October 27, 2009
When you vote democrat every election cycle without rhyme or reason. You don’t even like any of their policies but think they run the country best… for some unknown reason..
Bob: Hey John, who you voting for this year?
John: Biden, of course! Who else?
Bob: Why?
John: Hmmm, not sure really why…. I’m guess cause I am a democrat?
Bob: Why? They don’t know what gender they are, they want to take your money and give it to druggies, and make your kids watch drag videos…and exterminate innocent children
John: I guess cause… I’m a reverse democrat?!?! Yeah that’s it!!!
John: Biden, of course! Who else?
Bob: Why?
John: Hmmm, not sure really why…. I’m guess cause I am a democrat?
Bob: Why? They don’t know what gender they are, they want to take your money and give it to druggies, and make your kids watch drag videos…and exterminate innocent children
John: I guess cause… I’m a reverse democrat?!?! Yeah that’s it!!!
by Papazpizza2 April 11, 2023