put your lights on

When you advice someone to pay atention

Ey man! Put your lights on, there is a problem commimg by

by Gustavoxray July 31, 2017

Put

When some tells you to "stay put". Not only will you be put as fuck, but suddenly, and for only a short while, everything can be described as being put. It's as though the words "stay put" cast a temporary spell over you, granting you total and complete of putness.
AKA. Being a dickhead because you can but then "put" seems like a random sound, devoid of all meaning that may have been previously attatched to it due to the fact you repeated it too much.

Person 1: "I'll be back, stay put"
Person 2 "Put? I am put, this music is put, the drink is put, that guy's a puthead, just got a strong whiff of putness. These put-noobs need to put themselves to get on my level of putness."
1: "I'm back"
2: "that's put... this night is putting"
1: "..."
2 "... what the fuck even is "put"? Doesn't sound like a real word anymore.. put... put put put puuuuuuuuuttt..."
1: "Jesus Christ please stop doing this"

by The Mad Machine June 3, 2017

just put the fries in the bag

Can be used for someone who is falling off. It can also be used if someone is talking too much

lizzo: my video got 7 likes!
stranger: you have 25 million followers lizzo.. just put the fries in the bag bro

by bomboclartdawg July 12, 2024

Put a duvet on it

When a floater doesn't flush away and you don't have time for a second flush so you cover it with toilet paper and tuck it in for the night or until the next person flushes.

"Why won't you sink? I don't have time for this. I'll put a duvet on it.

by Crunchbarcunt September 13, 2019

Put that thing on preheat

A sexual innuendo, insinuating that you want to smash.

Whaddup biiiitch, do me a favor and put that thing on preheat.

by Daddy long John March 11, 2023

Put that shit on

(PTSO)
1. When your outfit is drippy
2. When you have good rizz
3. When your dick game is fire / you can fuck good

1. “Your fit is heat, you really put that shit on today”
2. “I’m tryna get with that girl, im gonna put that shit on”
3. “We was in the car, piped so good cause i can put that shit on”

by Likelyjuice July 14, 2023

You can’t put a hat on a mouse and call it Abraham Lincoln.

A saying used when you’re trying to disguise one thing as another, and it’s blatantly incomparable.

Bob: I bought the same suit as Brad Pitt so I can look like him!
Tom: Bob, you can’t put a hat on a mouse and call it Abraham Lincoln.

by Beigepuppy01 June 14, 2025