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Awesome Pocket

A woman's genitalia, otherwise known as a vagina.
Though, it is highly acidic and designed to destroy all bacteria that enter it... it is truly an awesome pocket.

They suck dick, i.e. they have no interest in the awesome pocket.

I love her and her awesome pocket.
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air pocket

A intense pain in ur; side, lower back, stomach and chest. Could be mistaken for angina
Tiffany- oh shit
Brooke- what???
Tiffany- i got an air pocket in my side
by ashley h December 27, 2014
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pocket solitaire

n. a euphemism for masturbating, especially when done discreetly in public

Derived from the use of a small electronic handheld version of Solitaire, originally a single-player card game. Similarly, the person is performing a solo act of masturbation with his pocket rocket.
A man is sitting on a bench in a fitness room, staring at the ladies in tight shorts running on the treadmills.

One of the ladies is creeped out and tells a staff member:

"This man is playing pocket solitaire, and he's about to win!"
by idontdodrugsucreep February 10, 2012
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pocket lad

When you've got a lad in your pocket.

A pint sized lad.
by Rich Waldron February 20, 2014
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Pocket Bible

North Carolina slang for penis, often used by politicians.
"Oh Stephen, I feel passion and desire and would like to feel you pocket bible in my hands"
by johnnyjr May 1, 2022
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Pocket LSD

You have a pocket full of LSD crystals that you can use to defend yourself from attackers. Much like pocket sand, when somebody attacks you, you reach into your pocket and flick LSD into your attacker's face causing them to instantly trip out.
Fred: I got attacked by a homeless man today
George: How'd you survive?
Fred: I flicked some pocket lsd at him and he started hugging me instead.
by UseThePocketLSD February 8, 2013
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crotch pocket

The hamock like space created inside your trousers when you pull down your pants and underwear when sitting on the toilet.
In order keep my cellphone from faling out of my back pocket when i need to poop i my my phone in my crotch pocket
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