peter holmes

A 100mph guy that doesn't know his arse from his elbow, or how to make a coffee

"Joey Essex was once a Peter Holmes ... "

by green deal UK November 6, 2014

Hans Peter

"Hans Peter" is a vaginal condition. It can be found in a range of different countries where it grows and thrives. It has a fishy smell and is usually a series of fish-like scales growing inside the vaginal cavity. The condition is often seen in big black African women, and it can be transmitted by air.

Oh girl, smells like u have got some seeeerious Hans Peter going on down there, you should go have it checked.

by Biggie wiggie May 20, 2019

johannes jan peter

Johannes Jan Peter is the best husbant, that a woman can wish for. His hands are warm and very big, really soft and manly.

He has an amazing but, that he knows how to use to get attention.
The best part is still his huge loving heart...

Hey look at this sexy fellow- he is such an Johannes Jan Peter !

by peperuda July 13, 2017

peter deter

A woman's cute way of saying penis.

woman: Pull out your peter deter so I can suck it. man: I'm already unzipping my fly!

by jimmybomm October 30, 2022

Peter Nystu

Peter Nystu is a loving boy and he has very cool hair. He is so handsome he could just look at a girl and she will fall for him.
He has a girlfriend so i guess that is bad for the other girls. HE is very caring but can be a little shy.

Peter Nystu is a boy

by pn79 October 26, 2018

Joshua Peter

Someone who has the mental potential to be a Chad but lacks crucial physical attributes. Is such a beta that 2 year olds show dominance over him.

Hey look, it’s a wild Joshua Peter

by Anonymous_2004 October 3, 2020

Peter Pay

The $45 ATM fee you have to pay when you end up drunk in Vegas and take a free limo to a strip club and realize you need to withdraw money from the ATM there.

Rob: "Hey, Peter, this stripper loves me, can I borrow $40 for a lap dance?"

Peter: "Dude, no. They charge a $45 ATM fee here."

Rob: "Come on, please! Peter Pay!"

by EDDIE FM March 11, 2013