Tension Jaaye Pension Lene

Usually shortened to TJPL while speaking or in chat as well.
Translates in English to: Let tension go and take pension.

Typically used by Hindi or Urdu speaking millenials to diffuse a situation whenever the conversation is becoming stressful. It is used by the speaker to let the subject know that there is no need to stress and that the future will take care of everything and the stress will go away.

A: 'Bhai sutta chhodna hai, gym me performance kharab horahi hai and din ke dabbe fookne lagg gaya hu'
B: 'Abey, chill kar, Tension jaaye pension lene, tu puff maarke pass kar.'

by Procrastinator2.0 December 22, 2023

sniffing what you are passing

Another way of saying, "I'm picking up what you're putting down"

Someone says "do you know what I mean?" And you respond "yes, I'm sniffing what you are passing"

by Incognudo November 8, 2023

Angels of Passion

A porno containing a song classified as "lost media"

Guy 1 "Hey man, did you know "that song" is from a porno called Angels of Passion?
Guy 2 "What! No way!"

by SlimeBoy6019 April 29, 2024

Vinny’s Passive

Vinny's latent ability to cause glitches to happen in almost any game, without him doing anything.

Wow, guys! Vinny’s Passsive just proc’d!

This game is boring. I hope Vinny’s Passive procs soon.

by Deaddaed January 26, 2025

nigels dead mums pension book

still withdrawing a rotten corpses weekly pension

nigels dead mums pension book is dead

by mrs tosser September 20, 2025

emily ran out of diet pepsi

A cocktail made precisely with 5 ice cubes, single jigger of white bacardi rum and flat fresco found in the back of refrigerator.

The name of this drink is Emily ran out of diet Pepsi.

by anonymous November 27, 2020