Wank knee

A very limp, slightly backwards, and moist knee.

Hey Jim, did you see the wank knee Deborah got yesterday?

by PugISuppose November 9, 2021

stank wank

Masturbating or receiving a hand job, after just having anal sex.

Last night, Jane gave me a stank wank.

by Joscpe August 7, 2016

poor wank

When you wank into last nights posh wank condom

Tingle is so poor he has to have a poor wank every night!

by BigBlackTingle January 30, 2018

Posh Wank

When you jerk it with your pinkie up - like a Victorian era gentleman drinking a cup of tea.

I was so ready for an upper-class experience I had to pre-empt it with a posh wank

by Mbabane January 11, 2019

Branch Wank

Masturbatory act carried out in any branch of a multinational bank or other corporate entity.
Frequently in protest.

Got £120 in bank charges this month. I'll show them. Going in today for a branch wank.

by Branch Wanked February 23, 2011

vigorous wank

a wank so vigorous that it causes the user to rip his own penis off.

Mikey Hodgkinson ripped his dick of through a vigorous wank.

by Crippled wank May 21, 2019

nanny wank

This is a new and popular style of music and dress, it's origins are unclear but it either emerged in Eastern America or Southern England where it is rife. Bands that fall into this include, the Strokes, The Delays, Keane, etc. It requires forward facing greasy hair, bad tailoring, knotted scarves and insecurity.

"CHRIST! TURN OFF THAT BEDWETTING LOAD OF NANNYWANK BEFORE THE DOG KILLS ITSELF" - my father 2005

by Simon Trosper January 20, 2005