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your mom

Used when no other explaination is necessary or there is no right answer.

OR

What you say when someone stated the obvious and there is no other way to break the awkward silence.
You: "So, why did you decide to sell your children as black market sex slaves and start regularly injected acetone into your veins?"

Me: "Your mom."

Or

You: "That homework was the easiest thinkg I've ever done."

Me: "Your mom was the easiest thing I've ever done!"
by njadams10 January 10, 2008
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Mom Minute

(n.) The approximate amount of time it takes for your mom to do something when she says "I'll be there in a minute"

General* conversion rate

1 mom minute= 15 normal minutes

*Please note that conversions vary. Moms may take up to 30 minutes or an hour after declaring their mom minute, and in those rare cases, they actually come in a minute.
Kid: "Hey Mom, can you come help me with my homework?"

Mom: "Yes, just a minute"

Kid: "Oh, ok, I guess that's a mom minute. I'll be back in 15 minutes, I'm gonna go watch some tv while I wait"
by bigducky29 February 22, 2011
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Your mom

The person who gave birth to whom you are addressing, not necessarily a joke.
"Your mom is a very nice lady."
"It was good to hear from your mom the other day."
by AdamOpp May 16, 2010
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Mom-Bomb

When you post a fantastic status update on facebook only to have it commented on by your mother and all of her friends that unfortunately have added you on facebook. This typically prevents any of your friends from posting any funny comments and often leads to you being scolded or babied.
Carlos: yo, man i posted this awesome status and my notifications were through the roof, but then i looked at who it was from. I got mom-bombed man!

Greg: that sucks man, I hate getting mom-bombed so much that i blocked my mom from my facebook page
by D. Rogers February 23, 2011
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Trap mom

Basically the baddest bitch full of snark with more sass than she can she got ass but she got a butt lemme tell ya! Takes part in trap life activities such as cleaning the house taking care of her crazy kids, baking cookies and saving the fucking word

She's a straight up bad bitch who doesn't take shit

"Wow Amy_trapmomGaiero is the trillest of trap moms."

"The original trap mom Amy Gaiero bakes the best cupcakes and is going to be one legendary milf"

Ain't nothing but quality
Amy takes care of me like my mom. She's sassy AF but bakes, cooks, cleans and doesn't take shit. She's legendary everybody wants a trap mom.
by Alicia_trapDaughter April 28, 2015
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your mom

a funny answer to any question, and i mean any question. best used to really piss someone off and possibly fight you if they get pissed enough.
Guy1: is your mom wearing tye dye again? she looks like a fuckin rainbow.

you: that reminds me tell your mom not to run rainbow colored lipstick, everytime she blows me she calls me skittles.

random dude: oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh snap
by Jay Keast May 21, 2007
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ur mom

A lame insult, either to the people around you or to the person's mother herself.
1: "dude ur gay"
2: "well ur mom's a man and that makes ur dad gay"
by Schmonkey July 9, 2006
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