Meat head

An enormous, muscular man who lifts weights for countless hours in the gym in order to get big. Usually wear cut offs and shirts as tight as leggings to expose their muscles. Always have a jug of water with them everywhere. The only subject that you will hear them talking about is weightlifting and protein. They tend to drive fast sports cars or street bikes. They are mostly seen at Planet Fitness getting their pump on since it's the most legitimate gym out there. They bench press more than what they squat which is why you see some of them with big upper bodies and skinny legs. Constantly say bodybuilding quotes such as "Go Big or Go Home" and "No Pain No Gain". They always communicate with bro and like to compare muscle sizes. Have ruined the sport of bodybuilding.

Hey dude check out that meat head benching 300lbs. I bet he couldn't even squat half of that with those skinny ass legs.
Hey look at those meat heads over there curling heavy weight but they sure are bending their back.

by vinceboy September 2, 2014

meat-harps

A derogatory term for a womans labia (those flappy bits down there)

"Don't kick me in the meat-harps!"

by James C June 11, 2003

Muffler Meat

When a poor person cooks their meat by wrapping it in tin foil and putting it next to their muffler as they drive around.

Dude, I had to sell my oven for food, but it's cool cuz I can make some muffler meat

by currybomb July 29, 2010

Meat Derby

A gangbang without any penetration, rather a series of mushroom slaps, resulting in many many facials.

That chick was in a series of meat derbies.

That was a meat derby of epic proportions.

by Jizz Factory May 4, 2010

Meat Blender

During foreplay between the male and female teenagers "rubbing movements" occur over the penal and vaginal area outside the pants and clothes.

A Meat Blender occurs when the male is wearing jeans and the zipper finds a way to make skin contact onto his penis therefore, "blending his meat".

"dude me and my girl friend were gonna have sex after we were out of the movies, but while we were doing some foreplay she cut my dick up on my zipper"

-Yeah I know, she told me that so I filled in for you,-

"You fucking Asshole!"
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the meat blender is a move often preformed by unexperianced foreplayers.

by fenderbass7 October 29, 2009

Queef Meat

Another word for the common term Vagina. A woman's lady parts.

Dude Shane is totally getting that chick's queef meat tonight

by Princess B*tch June 28, 2011

meat dress

Otherwise known as an uncircumcised penis, a "meat dress" is the foreskin on one's penis that has yet to be removed.

So I was hooking up with this Jew-boy and was incredibly relieved to find his lack of a meat dress. Thank God for stereotypes.

by MeatDressKilla January 11, 2014