Math Crime

When someone breaks the rule of math. Most commonly when someone sucks at algebra or trig.

Committing a math crime can result in going to math hell or math purgatory.

by Bezzybazbear July 20, 2022

Hardy Math

An excuse for not knowing an answer to a math question.

"What is the eight times twelve?"

"One-hundred and eighty two."

"No it's not."

"Oh, sorry. I was doing Hardy Math."

by slingslong September 09, 2011

Math not mathin

When a bitch say something stupid and it don’t add up

1 body 3 kids 2 different daddies

Math not mathin 🤣

by Fuckabrokebitch January 08, 2022

menstrual math

counting the days to your period to determine whether you will have it for some important event (vacation, date, etc).

girl 1: Ready for our all-girl cruise next month?
girl 2: Yes! I just did some menstrual math, and I won't have my period until we get back!"

by BillieGoat June 12, 2013

Mike Math

Saying you're going to pay for or give equal cost on a shared product and then only giving 45%,40%, or 30%.

Tomas: hey do you want to split dinner tonight? I've only got 15.
Bobby: the total is 40, but we could do Mike Mike Math.

by August 26, 2022

Math Girl

“Girl Math”
It is used as a humorous way to justify certain behaviours which would otherwise be deemed irrational.

Math girl “I wore the cutest outfit yesterday but I didn’t get a picture and no one important saw it, so I didn’t REALLY wear it. Girl Math!”

by Abundance Love January 12, 2025

math god

Someone who is really good at copying math answers

Emily and Sarah are math gods

by Emthespang October 21, 2019