Var-Sigma Male

A man who eats his own dick-cheese for breakfast, and washes them down with a clay-loam milkshake. A man who can smell a drop of cum wings from 10 miles away. A man who scalps his enemies — and has them begging for more. A man for whom the sigma lifestyle is too conventional; who paves his own path one chromosome at a time. The man who keeps "him" up at night.
"I heard you hooked up with Trent?"
"Yeah, he's a total var-sigma male"
by Wubby Counter-Terrorist March 17, 2024
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Oscar Male

A curry licking, carpet riding cunt who cannot connect to the email servers during technical difficulties. They usually only mate with other male species due to their attractiveness to nipples. They are quite fancy and can be an awesome chap but can sometimes get in the way when you’re eating Parmesan noodles with uncooked salmon!
Bruv I met an Oscar Male today

Wow, I heard he aaaaaaah
by Jimmy garden March 19, 2022
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Jabimba Male

A jabimba male is a guy that's watched so much right wing dude bro podcasts that his brains turned to total mush and just like barbarians of antiquity used to sound like 'bar bar' to the civilized, their insane rants about womens rights, t levels, and whatever other stupid bullshit they heard on the 500th Joe Rogan wannabe podcast just sounds like 'Ja bim ba' nonsense to the average person
Ugh Eddie's become such a fucking jabimba male 😔
by Assketchup25 June 16, 2023
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JETTA MALE

male that drives and has sex only with his jetta
at the bar
girl 1: wow he's cute, i should ask me to buy me a drink ;) ;)

girl 2: Forget it Jan, he's a jetta male
by musterM June 27, 2021
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nigma male

a nigma male might represent an individual who strongly identifies with and actively contributes to the cultural and communal bonds of the African-American community. This aspect emphasizes a sense of belonging and solidarity.

a nigma male is known for overcoming societal obstacles, demonstrating mental and emotional fortitude, and contributing positively to it's community. He embodies the complexity and diversity of experiences within the African-American male community. This includes acknowledging the wide range of personalities, talents, and aspirations that defy stereotypical categorizations.
Bro, Kendrick Lamar is totally a nigma male
by lalalalamaozedong December 09, 2023
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Male-dominated

A word radical feminists use to describe anything >50.0000000000000001% male to instantly suggest patriarchy and oppression, despite completely ignoring the fact that women could be simply disinterested.
Feminist: Uhh, the internet is so male-dominated.
Me: Well did you know women have different interests.
Feminist: NOOO!
by PseudonymsAreGay May 04, 2024
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Caucasian Male Emasculation

The entirety of India/the Middle East is the epitome of Caucasian male Emasculation.

Bunch of over -privileged Caucasian males with billionaire parents bombing themselves for no reason; then emasculating themselves by flinging themselves at helicopters or attempting to flee via wooden raft (it looks like even the Mediterranean Sea respects Caucasian privelehe!).

Little 6-year old girls in Ukraine walk people to safety; Muhammad has the autistic emasculated Caucasity to run away despite being the one to bomb himself, including his country's Roman ruins and centuries -old Buddhist statues in Afghanistan.

Then, Muhammad uses his Caucasian privilege card to colonize country of his choosing, committing gentrification by opening hokey fake tattoo stands and 7/11s in communities of color.

Don't nobody buy from them; guess capitalism only exists for the colonized, and not the colonizer.

Not only that, Muhammad has severe autism and access to institutional priveleges that people of color can't even imagine exist. Without Caucasian priveleges, he would be drowning in poopy water in the slums of Mumbai.

Not only that, Muhammad (anonymously) insults little girls online.

If Muhammad would live in Russia? His ass would have permanent scars from being caned ln a daily basis with a rattan cane and he wouldn't dare behave the way he behaved.

Muhammad is begging to be forced to live in reality and finally finna get his Caucasian priveleges card ripped up.
Caucasian Male Emasculation is when Muhammad bombs his own country, then flings himself at a helicopter wearing a dress and lets little girls of color do the fighting he is too emasculated to do himself. Without Caucasian priveleges? He would neither believe his actions to be acceptable; his actions would in fact be ILLEGAL and he would be getting caned and shown his place right now.

The extent to which Muhammad is reliant on Caucasian priveleges? 100%.
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