Jordan-clunie 

Someone that is a huge spazy bairn

Your like Jordan-clunie

Jordan-clunie by MrNoDad February 10, 2021

Jordan Gipson 

Jordan is a titan in the making. He holds immense power and is quite tasteful. His last known location is Instagram @verifyjordan

Jordan Gipson will conquer our realm.

Jordan Gipson by saper February 18, 2021

Jordan Rachel 

The hottest woman in the universe. Hands down.

Did you see Jordan Rachel yesterday?

Jordan Rachel by Thegainz1 March 9, 2021

Jordan-Gank 

The theory that providing assistance to a losing situation will not improve upon it. It would be better to capitalize on a winning alternative, or to improve one's own situation.

"Has anyone seen our Jungler?"

"Are you winning lane?"

"No?"

" You should never expect a Jordan-Gank"

Jordan-Gank by JTrollen March 25, 2021

Jordan-Lewis 

a very tall, curly haired blonde. usually only hangs out with boys and can never get a girlfriend. MEGA VIRGIN! and has the best small friend in the world

Person 1: Have you seen Jordan-Lewis?

Person 2: yeah he’s such a virgin

Jordan-Lewis by s3k8y0e6 May 31, 2021

Jordan Michael Brown 

A boss ass bitch,
She might not stay on the court like Michael, but she knows how to ball.

Damn that girl is so elevated, she must be Jordan Michael Brown.

Jordan Michael Brown by Jordan Michael B June 6, 2021

Jordan-Lee 

You are a very Bitchy Person, you think you're amazing all the time, but hello You're not You are stupid and hate all the old teachers. sometimes I kind of wish you weren't there Oh and by the way You think you can "dance"

Jordan-Lee: Heyyy Bitches
():uhh... hey...
Jordan-Lee: DANCES
():God I hate this Slut...

Jordan-Lee by Iwriteaboutuselesspp June 16, 2021