Johnyboy 

A Small man who looks like an oompaloompa and starts fights by being sick on people and hitting them with his small penis.

Hey we just got chased by a johnyboy, run before he gets you aswell

Johnyboy by madeline mccaine November 25, 2011

JohnnyTheCunt 

When someone is being a real dick and you have no other words, you simply use this

OMFG, dude he is such a JohnnyTheCunt

JohnnyTheCunt by CookieMonster_69 March 21, 2013

jonnye factor 

1: a non-mathematical constant that when applied to any word, phrase or conversation, reduces (or elevates, depending on your perspective) that word, phrase or conversation to its lowest (or highest) level of graphic sexual innuendo; the lower (or upper) limit is yet to be discovered.

Driver 1: "Should I get off at this exit?"
Driver 2:(NON-JONNYE FACTOR)"Yes."
Driver 3:(JONNYE FACTOR)"Only if you brought some lube and a wet-wipe."

Person 1: "Boy, I had a hard day."
Person 2:(NON-JONNYE FACTOR)"Gosh, sorry to hear that."
Person 3:(JONNYE FACTOR)"At your age, I'd think you'd be celebrating, not complaining!"

Person 1: "Wow, did you see that horse peeing over there?!?"
Person 2:(NON-JONNYE FACTOR)"Oh, my."
Person 3:(JONNYE FACTOR)"...(gazing and smiling nostalgically)...why, yes... yes, I did..."

jonnye factor by JurisPrudence March 9, 2005

Jonny is an Ambulance 

Notorious punk/ska band from the Portadown and Lurgan areas of Northern Ireland. Known for playing random gigs and getting horribly drunk in the process.

"I went to a Jonny is an Ambulance gig last night. Those guys were ballbagged!"

Jonny is an Ambulance by JISA FAN June 17, 2009

Jonny 42 

Jonny 42 is basically God of all people and Gods. He owns all the kids.

We all love Jonny 42

Jonny 42 by Eivsleiv42 September 18, 2020

johnywad 

Huge porn star John Holmes alias

Huge star Johny Wad's creamy cum shots buttered Sadie Fuchs tits and ass!

johnywad by Spuge May 14, 2005

jhonny 

Jhonny is the type of guy who is funny asf and always makes u laugh.he is a real type of nigga the type of nigga who will ride for what is his.he is passionate for basketball and he is actually pretty good at it .he has curly hair.he can dress and he raw asf.he always has many girls on him but he dosent care bc he only cares for his girlfriend.he loves his parents but likes to fight a lot.he is so fineee.

have u seen jhonny i wish he was my boyfriend

jhonny by ghosttt0909 January 18, 2019