jesus jones

It's not jesus, its his brother.

Instead of jesus Christ... you would simply state.. jesus jones!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by xfadingxsweetlyx October 19, 2007

Jesus Christing

verb. Non-secular. tying one's sexual partner to a cross with a crown of razorwire or other prickly objects while preforming fellatio to them

"Man, did you see those two Jesus Christing last night? I wish they'd close their blinds."

by aigle March 14, 2020

liquid jesus

a liquid so amazingly amazing it is refered to as liquid jesus. same as saying it is holy

HOLY SHIT! THIS BEER! IT'S LIKE....LIKE....LIKE LIQUID JESUS!!!!

by /Joker/ February 6, 2009

Jesus

Jesus means a guy with a very small penis.

Damn he like Jesus. ( He has a small penis).

by TheRealDefenitions. November 22, 2016

Jesus

Jesus is everyone's dad, he made you all.

I love Jesus!

by The Holy Daddyo December 3, 2018

Jesus

Jesus, he is our lord and saviour. Jesus means someone who is apperantly immortal and know everything in this world, he can protec and he can attac, most most importantly he will take a snac!

Damn boi, have you seen Jesus? He is that one G man. He snacks, and he also Attacks. WOW

by AGEBOOB June 15, 2018

Jesus

A good man with a reckless love for all. He forgives all who wrong Him and gives mercy and grace to those who don't deserve it. He's friends with the worst kind of people and hangs out in the worst kinds of places, but His reputation is spotless and His heart is open for you.

Jesus, a man of perfection.

by CaseforChrist16 May 21, 2018