Jess Cheese

Moldy Swiss cheese

Katie: George Walker Bush, want this slice of Jess Cheese?
*George Walker Bush eats it and dies from mold poisoning*
Rip bozo

by FugginPARODYbro June 26, 2025

Jess Effect

When A Jess enters a situation her luck becomes whatever is funniest for that situation

She's got the Jess Effect

by Bones are made from bones July 29, 2025

Jess Effect

When a woman named Jess enters a situation her luck becomes whatever better or worse depending on how funny it would be for that situation

Oh no she's got the Jess effect

by Bones are made from bones July 29, 2025

jesse

Curly haired nigga who spits game for 40+ mins at the local planet fitness to only be stuck at first base. Loves the weeknd and LOVES to suck massive Indian BBC cock.

xo tatted all over his vagina jesse style

by Sticks7292(3 December 11, 2025

Jess

Jess (noun)
A rare and elite human being. Known for being an absolute legend, effortlessly cool, and a certified hot chick without even trying.
Someone whose presence instantly lifts the mood of a room. Loyal, hilarious, and naturally beautiful inside and out.
Warning: Prolonged exposure may cause admiration, laughter, and mild obsession.

I just spent an entire night with Jess and I think some legendary magic rubbed off on me.

by Brian Bman December 31, 2025

jeff/jess

weird, odd, clueless, swears to god they're funny.

that guy/girl is so jeff/jess.

by i hav a jeff/jess in mii life July 14, 2009

myspace jesse

Myspace Jesse is and was one of the hottest guys ever to be on myspace. He was extremely popular and almost every girl in the world wanted him. He is more popular than Justin Bieber. No one ever will be more popular or hotter than myspace Jesse. He defines God.

See that guy over there, he's a wanna be myspace jesse.

by jessemichaelnj January 23, 2012