Holy Cats

An exclamation of surprise, amazement or bewilderment

Holy Cats man, that’s crazy!

by AnwarDOOOOOO December 9, 2021

Holy Bible

Slang for Pistol

Yo! grab the Holy Bible, I’m about to bless this nigga.

by ThaParks December 16, 2021

holy ghosted

That feeling, when you have sincerely begged, pleaded and prayed, and got nothing.

I have been praying to get an answer from god to make my decision, but he sent me no signs. I think I got holy ghosted.

by Feodora Tonks December 21, 2021

Holy Avenger

When a priest cums in a persons ass, while choking them with rosary beads.

Tim: Billy you look a little flush, whats up?
Billy: Just catching my breath, Father O'Malley just gave me the Holy Avenger.

by BillyBob Avenger December 28, 2021

Holy Water

Another word for cum. It is used to look innocent when your parents are around

Boy: you want to do it tonight?
Girl: yeah, just make sure not to leave holy water stains like you did last time

I was going to drink from that bottle, then I realized someone put holy water in it and felt discusted.

by myyyyyyyname January 15, 2022

holy grail

the chinese weapon of destruction used against children that aren't capable of making white rice that was named da slipper

you forget to cook the rice ( he picks up slipper) come here ( throws da slipper ) the holy grail is comin for you

by zqawsed4f5rgt6hy7ju8ki9lo0 January 27, 2022

Holy Blow 69000

When a male gets his penis stuck inside of a vacuum cleaner with gum stuck to the inside, giving pleasure to the victim.

“Yo man, I just got Holy Blow 69000 from Grandma’s Vacuum!”
“Todd’s cleaner gave me Holy Blow”

by w2step71 February 7, 2022