Johnathan Hammer

A male who happens to have the hots for female minors and abuses them

Omg did u hear what happened to Skyler! She got Johnathan Hammered

by B3th4nyTurn3R July 22, 2024

Hammer Head

The male version of camel toe

“He was sporting some serious hammer head.”
“Those grey sweatpants really show off that hammer head.”

by FeloniusMunk April 19, 2025

Owensboro Hammer

Slang used when talking about Owensboro native, Jayden Franklin, and his sexual experiences with his abnormally large penis.

Did you hear about the torta Jayden cracked? He definitely needed the Owensboro Hammer to fuck that fat bitch!

by Vincent LeQuec April 22, 2025

hammer

code name for emirhan that sexy hunky guy

hammer is here today

by aia girlie April 28, 2025

The hammer

The best spike ball player to ever walk the earth

Look at that french hammer! All hail the hammer.

by Snailzy April 14, 2023

Fizzle Hammer

The politer version of saying fuck.

Heather: Oh my god! Did you hear the news? Britany Spears is getting another divorce!
Peisbel: What the Fizzle hammer????!?!?!
Heather: Ugh, I know right???

by flulaborg August 30, 2023

Hammer Girl

When you kick a bitch with a soccer ball to the race and she replies:” wOulD yOu liKE 2 gEt hiT WiTH a hAmMeR?!?!?!?!”

Person1:Bro I kicked the soccer ball to Hammer Girls face.

Person2: Did Hammer Girl say the thing

Person1: Yea Hammer girl said the thing

by JustARandomUserBro September 5, 2023