Virginia Ham

When you hit your partner with a skilet, knock them out and then shove some country ham up their ass

I was horny and craving salt, so my boyfriend gave me a virginia ham

by G8RADE September 12, 2021

Ham Slapper

Someone that constantly masturbates.

Boy that kid is a ham slapper he never leaves his room.

by Daddy Norm February 5, 2024

ham class

An obese person booking two seats in econony class on a plane travels ham class.

When it's time for obese people to board a plane, the gate agent says "Now boarding ham class".

by ReyVenge May 28, 2024

ham garage

Noun: A crude name for a woman’s vagina, often referring to a large, unused and drafty minge.

‘Janet’s got such a ham garage, it was like throwing a sausage down a tunnel - I barely touched the sides’

by SevillaWalletDamageFC July 14, 2018

slap some ham on it

If theres a problem in any way shape or form you just slap some ham on it. That's all you need to do. Problem Solved.

Man 1:Dude, I'm failing all of my classes right now and i just dont know what to do to fix my grades.

Man 2:Hey, just slap some ham on it.

by TheGa1eFund February 1, 2019

Ham Aslume

A fictional parody of the DC Comics Arkham Asylum that originated from the ever-insane BatmanArkham subreddit. Known patients include Man, the Jonkler, Bone, and Dick.

"Why hasn't Jonkler escaped the Ham Aslume? Is he stupid?"

by Michael Machiel April 14, 2024

Ms. Ham

Most pretty High School Teacher ever!

Friend: Hey you know Ms. Ham?
Me: yEah, She is my sexuality.

by Hylde June 22, 2021