press ham

to spread your ass cheeks and touch your cornhole up against something or someone.

My ass was ripe when I press hammed that persons face when they fell asleep at the party.

by William Wells December 28, 2005

Whole Ham

Sexual intercourse with a woman that includes everything- pussy, ass and mouth.

Southern based rappers, Mystikal & Soulja Slim, made reference to this phrase in the song, "I'll Pay For It."

"He said he keeps coming back for more because I go whole ham for him."

"Robin doesn't hesitate, she loves goin whole ham for me."

"Don't be vanilla, go whole ham on him."

by brwnbayouchik November 20, 2011

looking ham

hot ass mess

me: you're looking ham today
you: i just woke up

by hotpizzabb January 2, 2014

Taylor Ham

The wrong name for Pork Roll.

I can't believe some people refer to Pork Roll as Taylor Ham, I guess more people are dropped as babies than I thought.

by IHaveSevenNipples May 20, 2021

Sad Ham Sandwich

A sad excuse for a person
A mediocre person
ham, ham sandwich

My husband is a sad ham sandwich.

by Total Man201818 May 18, 2018

bro ham

A secret handshake among bros, usually a high five or something similar to daps. Bro ham is given when a certain type of "brohood" is expressed, or when some type of "brohood" is experienced or seen with the Bro.

Travis- "Dude yesterday, I totally showed up the fertility god in a game of connect four."
Perrin- "Dude, give me some BRO HAM!"

by Perrin Hawver February 2, 2008

Virginia Ham

A certain type of person from the Virginia area, inspired by their pinkish skin tone and slightly fatty necks, due to their British ancestry. Many old money families are virginia ham, having established themselves during early colonialism. Virginia ham often work in technology defense contracting or military service.

Working in D.C. is half techie transplants, half virginia ham.

William Rawlins from The Punisher is a total Virginia Ham.

by Emperor Saturn February 28, 2018