Can mean either MODERN DAY GOLDEN RULE or MEDICAL DOCTOR/DENTIST GOLDEN RULE. Illustrates the degraded/depraved state of the human psyche in the self-centered dog-eat-dog world of the 21st Century.
Modern Day Golden Rule:
(1) "Do unto others BEFORE they do unto you"... in other words, CLOBBER EVERYONE AROUND YOU INTO A SHAPELESS PULP SO THAT THEY CAN'T "GET" YOU FIRST! (Never mind that those other hapless mortals may not have had any thought/intention whatsoever of harming you... why take the chance???)
(2) "Do unto others IF they have done unto you"... in other words, never do anything nice or helpful for anyone unless you get PAID to do it, or unless THEY DO SOMETHING FOR YOU IN RETURN. Nunna this "charity/volunteer" or "out of the goodness of your heart" bullcrap!
(3) "Do unto others AS they have done unto you"... in other words, TAKE REVENGE! Whup their sorry butts twice as hard as they hurt you (even if they never intentionally meant to offend), or sue the pants off 'em in court!
Medical Doctor/Dentist Golden Rule: "Do unto other SO THAT THEY ARE FORCED to do unto you"... in other words, INTENTIONALLY CAUSE A HEALTH CRISIS WITH YOUR CLIENTS, so that they will then be compelled to pay you hefty fat fees to "cure" them!! Perform needless/destructive surgery, give them medicine that you know they will react allergically to, pick around on their teeth to create new cavities if none are already present, and so on.
Modern Day Golden Rule:
(1) "Do unto others BEFORE they do unto you"... in other words, CLOBBER EVERYONE AROUND YOU INTO A SHAPELESS PULP SO THAT THEY CAN'T "GET" YOU FIRST! (Never mind that those other hapless mortals may not have had any thought/intention whatsoever of harming you... why take the chance???)
(2) "Do unto others IF they have done unto you"... in other words, never do anything nice or helpful for anyone unless you get PAID to do it, or unless THEY DO SOMETHING FOR YOU IN RETURN. Nunna this "charity/volunteer" or "out of the goodness of your heart" bullcrap!
(3) "Do unto others AS they have done unto you"... in other words, TAKE REVENGE! Whup their sorry butts twice as hard as they hurt you (even if they never intentionally meant to offend), or sue the pants off 'em in court!
Medical Doctor/Dentist Golden Rule: "Do unto other SO THAT THEY ARE FORCED to do unto you"... in other words, INTENTIONALLY CAUSE A HEALTH CRISIS WITH YOUR CLIENTS, so that they will then be compelled to pay you hefty fat fees to "cure" them!! Perform needless/destructive surgery, give them medicine that you know they will react allergically to, pick around on their teeth to create new cavities if none are already present, and so on.
I try very hard to just behave myself, keep a low profile, and not get sick if I can possibly help it --- there are too many human jackals out there who practice the M.D. Golden Rule.
by QuacksO February 8, 2013
Get the M.D. Golden Rulemug. A much improved team in the NBA who beat the top seeded Dallas Mavericks in the first round of the 06-07 playoffs which became the biggest upset in NBA history. Mid 06-07 season, they traded Mike Dunleavy, Troy Murphy, Ike Diogu, and Keith McLeoud for Indiana's Stephen Jackson, Al Harrington, Josh Powell, and Sarunas Jasikevicius. (It was a great trade for the Warriors). Baron Davis is the star of the Warriors, with backup from Jason Richardson. Currently, The Golden State Warriors are coached by Don Nelson (Former golden state warriors coach in 1994). This year, warriors sophmore guard, Monte Ellis, was awarded the Most Improved Player award of the NBA.
WE BELIEVE!!!
WE BELIEVE!!!
by LeGeNdKiLLaH May 25, 2007
Get the golden state warriorsmug. The exaggerated belief that something (politics, news, morals, video games) used to be substantially better than it is now, expressed usually with bitterness about the present condition. Often associated with long-time players of online RPGs.
Jim keeps claiming the mud's rp was better back in the 90's, but he's just suffering from golden age syndrome.
by Werttrew November 11, 2004
Get the golden age syndromemug. the need to get your teeth golden plated, just because you are a spoilt snob. You also golden-plate anything you have, just to show off your vast wealth.
(high pitched screamy voice) eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, i dont have golden plated teeth yet, i look like a commoner!
by da gabmeister May 23, 2009
Get the golden plated teethmug. The rewrite of the Golden Rule into what is now the AIG Golden Rule, has ruined business dealings for everyone, and bankrupt the country.
by Guido1 March 21, 2009
Get the AIG Golden Rulemug. A Golden Globe Award is an accolade presented by the Hollywood Foreign Press Association (HFPA) to recognize excellence in film, television both domestic and foreign. The annual formal ceremony and dinner at which the awards are presented is a major part of the film industry's awards season, which culminates each year with the Academy Awards.
The 1st Golden Globe Awards were held in January 1944 at the 20th Century Fox studios in Los Angeles. The 68th Golden Globe Awards, honoring the best in film and television for 2010, was presented on January 16, 2011, at the Beverly Hilton Hotel in Beverly Hills, California, where they have been held annually since 1961.
Is known to discredit all of your favorite celebs, movies, tv shows and songs.
be prepared for disappointment.
The 1st Golden Globe Awards were held in January 1944 at the 20th Century Fox studios in Los Angeles. The 68th Golden Globe Awards, honoring the best in film and television for 2010, was presented on January 16, 2011, at the Beverly Hilton Hotel in Beverly Hills, California, where they have been held annually since 1961.
Is known to discredit all of your favorite celebs, movies, tv shows and songs.
be prepared for disappointment.
person 1- "What show won the Golden Globe Award for best television series- drama?"
person 2- "Boardwalk Empire"
person 1- "WHAT?"
person 2- "Boardwalk Empire"
person 1- "WHAT?"
by ihatelyingmuthafukas January 17, 2011
Get the Golden Globe Awardmug. by Trumangreen23 March 12, 2009
Get the Golden Ticket Ideamug.