Goatness

When your too good and need to flex on kids

"have you seen my goatness, it's insane"

by Dark_hawk0626 June 26, 2020

Sweating the Goat

Masturbating, choking the chicken, beating the bishop, .....

After his date with the hot chick, he had to spend some time "sweating the goat".

by woadkil August 20, 2008

GOAT

no no nO not goat as in the animal -~- I mean that would be cool eating everything- what? you heard nothing anywaYs, it means:

Greatest
Of
All
Time

Jo : woah your like the goat! that was some legit hoop action!

Duncan : hoop action- I swear- wait a minute... did you just call me a goat...

Jo : uhh yeah??

Duncan : I WANNA BE A PUSSY CAT!!

Jo : sorry?

Duncan : bish...

Jo : omfg GOAT means GREATEST OF ALL TIME!! Goat is technically a compliment in some sort of way.

Duncan : cool I guess, ok well uh thanks?

Jo : No problem!

(Duncan realised that Jo was on drugs so Duncan created an intervention so he doesn’t go crazy)

Great friends, amaright?

by Taba_kiki December 9, 2019

Goated

Any individual who identifies by the name of marcus, usually a brown skinned curly hair individual who constantly laughs.

Marcus is so goated I swear to god.

by Marcuiis February 15, 2022

Goat

,,Goat'' is usually used in sports. It stands for a basketball, soccer, football or other sports' player/players. A ,,Goat'' usually is the best, most valuable, most loveable/likeable player.

Andrew: ,,Who do you think is the Goat of basketball?''
Derrick: ,,Definitely Michael Jordan.''
Quinn: ,,For me it is LeBron James and it's not even close.''
Lewis: ,,No guys, Kobe Bryant was, is, and will be the Goat forever, give him some respect.''

by Vince1003 February 21, 2021

GOAT

The GOAT is obviously Lebron James. Lebron is clear of MJ and it's only kids with no bball knowledge or old heads who think it's MJ.

"Lebron is the GOAT"
"yeah facts hes the GOAT"

by Nate's Bitch October 22, 2023

polish the one eyed goat

To beat ones man meat. Most of the time thoroughly and vigorously.

Do you have any idea how hard it is to polish the one eyed goat while going 80 in a 18 wheeler?

by Sparky870 October 15, 2020