fight club

when you piss shit and ejaculate in your pants all at once and they're all fighting for which takes up more room

A: hey are you down for some challenge pissing
B: not now, there's a fight club going on in my pants

by the narrator from fight club September 16, 2022

The Fight

Not a physical struggle, but direct and intense focus and maximized effort to achieve a desired outcome or end state good or bad.

Reversing climate change is the fight of our lives. The fight to solve world hunger is on-going.

by The Rhymist Gift - CW July 14, 2021

Single mom fighting

When a male is punching so I effectively he can’t hit his target and his form is embarrassing.

Look at him swinging at roger his fist comes back behind his head then swings upwards into the air! That is single mom fighting if I ever seen it, he didn’t have nooo Dad around!

by D worx March 08, 2023

dog fight

A dog fight is a activity held in a fraternity in which members compete to bring the ugliest girl to dinner.

"Did you hear that the dog fight last week only had girls from the feminist convention.

by YoYoMaa21 April 25, 2017

dog fight

A masked sexual party where there are fewer females to males and the men have to fight each other for the women's attention. All men are able to stay the whole party trying to sneak in and steal the woman away at every opportunity.

The dog fight last weekend was fun. I heard Kyle stole 4 different women from Dan.

by troublem8kR October 30, 2023

Dog fight

when two people attack eachother's feet with their own feet.

"woah dude look at that dog fight!"

"that's just footsie bro"

by slay.xyr July 25, 2022

Kangaroo fight

When three vulva-bearing people stand in a semi-circle with their fingers out and a fourth jumps from person to person to person trying to get each finger in their vagina.

"My vagina is all scratched up from the last kangaroo fight. What a good time!"

by Jonathan the sheep December 29, 2021