funhouse eyes

A person, usually but not always a female, who sees herself as being much fatter or skinnier than she really is, even when she looks in the mirror.

What gave Bertha the idea she could come on to me? Does she have funhouse eyes or what?

by Gregg Brady December 1, 2006

bff eyes

When one is in a conversation with an acquaintance and shoots a quick glance over at his or her bff (best friend forever) in hopes of getting rescued from the current situation.

Trixie shot Carpe bff eyes in hopes she would interrupt the trite ramblings of the not-so-hot stranger.

by Wife #2 February 16, 2010

eye weaves

Eyes Weaves are the long ass, ridiculous fake eyelashes young girls and some women glue to their eyes in a horrible attempt to look like an IG model.

Man she has some pretty eyelashes.
Dude they are not real they are Eye Weaves.

by B-More Damiano January 11, 2017

Jeby Eyes

When you get so hammered that your left eye must look a completely different way then your right eye to focus.

"She's brining out the Jeby Eyes"
Look, she’s got Jeby eyes!

by Dana March 8, 2005

Christmas eyes

One who takes part in smoking marijuana that has green eyes, who's eyes are red because of the high while their iris is green.

#1: "Dude! You've got christmas eyes!"
#2: "Must be from the bowl I just smoked!"

by Naughty Pillows September 27, 2010

dribbly eye

some-one with a wonky, watery eye

look at that bloke, he's got a dribbly eye!

by neil-p March 21, 2009

Eye sock

Originating in county jails where the lights are not completely turned off at night, inmates have been known to create make shift sleep masks out of socks, thus resulting in something called an eye sock.

Man it's bright as hell in here! Who the fuck took my eye sock!?

by cgreyrun November 14, 2011