Ashley :" OMG Becky don't believe her, you have the most perfectly groomed brows I've ever seen, you know she's just jealous , Jenny said Scott is dumping her for being such a bitch, seriously" Becky : " ok, thanks for the ear douche ! High 5! Let's get a mocha"
by Shmuckatellee October 13, 2015

by Greentrees420 September 16, 2022

When a black ass nigga cant fucking hear you when you say something multiple times. THEY HAVE TO BE BLACK OR HAVE BLACK IN THEM TO SAY THIS.
HEY COLE WHERES THE FUCKING GUILD BASE? WICKEDGAMER23 WHERES THE DAM GUILD BASE? COLE: HUH?
I SWEAR YOU HAVE FUCKING BLACK EAR YOU BLACK ASS.
I SWEAR YOU HAVE FUCKING BLACK EAR YOU BLACK ASS.
by I_give_facts June 12, 2024

WHEN A BLACK ASS NIGGA CANT HEAR YOU SAY SOMTHING CRYSTAL CLEAR 3 TIMES INA ROW AND IGNORES EVERY SINGLE SENTENCE YOU SAY TILL YOU HIT THEM. CANT HEAR FOR SHIT.
hey munmun where's the guild base ....muns where's the guild base ..... munsumi where's the guild base! COLE YOU FUCKING CUNT WHERES THE DAM GUILD BASE. I SWEAR YOU HAVE BLACK EAR CANT HEAR FOR SHIT.
by I_give_facts June 12, 2024

When one loves a good hollow in the ear
“Oi girl, left or right”
I know you like that, ear fetish type shiet
“Oi girl, left or right”
I know you like that, ear fetish type shiet
by Ksixiwke September 27, 2020

An uncomfortably high decibel noise (most of the time a persons voice) on popular voice chat programs such as Teamspeak or Ventrilo. This is often the result of a poor microphone or the inbound/gain volume being too high.
(verb)
Ricardo: HEY GUYS, WHATS UP? READY TO RAID????
Nate: DUDE! OMG! Ric, turn down your frikkin mic man! You just ear crit the whole room!
(noun)
Ryan: We were in Ice Crown last night on Warcraft, and Danny joined the raid channel to ask how we were doing. His mic was so high, he ear crit the entire channel and caused us to wipe on our fight!
Ricardo: HEY GUYS, WHATS UP? READY TO RAID????
Nate: DUDE! OMG! Ric, turn down your frikkin mic man! You just ear crit the whole room!
(noun)
Ryan: We were in Ice Crown last night on Warcraft, and Danny joined the raid channel to ask how we were doing. His mic was so high, he ear crit the entire channel and caused us to wipe on our fight!
by N8bit July 22, 2010

Not to be confused with an Earring Lesbian, Earring Pansexual's are a rare breed of Pansexual, who love to a unhealthy degree big and bulky earrings. However strange they may be.
"Hey dude isn't Alice a Earring Lesbian?"
"No, Alice is Pansexual."
"Oh, so she's an earring Pansexual."
"I guess so.."
"No, Alice is Pansexual."
"Oh, so she's an earring Pansexual."
"I guess so.."
by Appleinzeocean July 6, 2023
