Dylan

A Fat horrible obese Asian who is king kong

Holy is that godzilla..... NO THAT IS DYLAN

by A beastly man March 13, 2022

Dylan

A super hot football player usually 6’3. Long brown hair, brown eyes, cute smile, Sophomore on Varsity, kind of an alcoholic, probably beats his girl, probably has a big dick, and probably dates blondes. 400% only goes for skinny girls yall don’t have a chance fatties. In the football jock clique, but still nice. Has a super cute smile super cute.

L(-: Did you hear what he did to his girl?

J(-: No, tell me???

L(-: He dicked down this blonde girl, drank a bunch of alcohol, then beat her.

J(-: Sounds like he pulled a Dylan

by Jellybeanedasshole78 April 9, 2019

Dylan man wit a plan

Common nickname for Zumiez employess

AYYYEEE dylan man wit a plan.

by Me=word plug January 16, 2019

Dylan Hocom

6’1, 185lbs, 60yd:8.39, Arm: 80mph, Bats:Right, Skidmore commit. Dylan Hocom is the future of D3 Baseball

Are you gonna play Juco? No, I’m pulling a Dylan Hocom

by jac0bwi150n March 19, 2024

Dylan shaw

A funny looking boy who is obsessed with cats and is sexually attracted to cats and his best friend.

His bsf: Have you seen Dylan shaw?

Me: Yeah bro he looks like a retard

by theheadofheadd March 27, 2022

Dylan

Dylan is a very short individual. Dylan will try his hardest to avoid most confrontations. Dylan looks up to Shayne emotionally and litteraly.

Brian: who is that toddler over there?
Derek: he is not a toddler, that’s Dylan. Do not call him short he is very sensitive.

by Bigstrongmuscleman July 17, 2019

Dylan

That kid that always accuses everyone else of anything and will stick with the pack and go with what his friends are saying.

Dylan accused the player of hacking.

by Dylan’sbestfriend October 24, 2019