I’m drunk (I have had a few and I’m done)
I’m Drinked (I’ve had a few, but I’m planning on having a few more).
I’m Drinked (I’ve had a few, but I’m planning on having a few more).
by Drinked March 23, 2025

DAVID: BITCH, THIS IS MY HOUSE AND YOU KNOW IT!!
KATHERINE: WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE COMING AROUND HERE TALKING TO ME LIKE THAT. YOU MUST BE DRINKING WITH YOUR PINKY UP. GET YOUR HEAD OUT THE CLOUDS, DAVID.
(Enters in next door neighbor)
Jared: Could ya'll keep it down or close the door . We're having a study group next door. Oh, and ya'll are in a library.
KATHERINE: WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE COMING AROUND HERE TALKING TO ME LIKE THAT. YOU MUST BE DRINKING WITH YOUR PINKY UP. GET YOUR HEAD OUT THE CLOUDS, DAVID.
(Enters in next door neighbor)
Jared: Could ya'll keep it down or close the door . We're having a study group next door. Oh, and ya'll are in a library.
by Thatfatgirl1985. November 28, 2017

Similar to Mittelschmerz, best or approximately two weeks before your period.
Alcohol drink: gin, tonic, lime, and a whiff of cranberry
EtOH PO: gin, tonic, lime, and a mcg of cranberry
Alcohol drink: gin, tonic, lime, and a whiff of cranberry
EtOH PO: gin, tonic, lime, and a mcg of cranberry
Can I get a glass of Mittelschmerz on the rocks.
What is she drinking? Oh it’s a Mittelschmerz drink.
God my ovaries hurt, pour me a Mittelschmerz.
What is she drinking? Oh it’s a Mittelschmerz drink.
God my ovaries hurt, pour me a Mittelschmerz.
by TheClitoralHoodlums April 16, 2019

When you send a drunk snapchat (picture/video/message) to a person. Not being aware of that you said.
by show your demonds no fear March 6, 2016

To have gay sex.
Tom: Where are Jim and George?
Mark: I think they went to the bathroom to drink a Bud Light.
Tom: Ha, faggots.
Mark: I think they went to the bathroom to drink a Bud Light.
Tom: Ha, faggots.
by Tom (short for Tomothy) July 10, 2023

by SlumberyBox41 August 14, 2019
