by Brock Mills September 20, 2016
Get the sweaty cookie mug.similar to catch these hands, catch these cookies refers to offering pussy. it is usually used when finding someone attractive, someone you would be willing to have sex with.
by poldank3000 January 12, 2017
Get the catch these cookies mug.Born February 29, 1976 in Hollis, Queens, Jeffrey Bruce Atkins known as "Ja Rule" is an American rapper known for such hits as Mesmerize and Always on Time.
Jake: Have you heard that one Ja Rule song?
Chad: I think you mean "Have you heard that one Cookie Monster song?".
Chad: I think you mean "Have you heard that one Cookie Monster song?".
by Driver Nephi November 17, 2021
Get the Cookie Monster mug.A game where a group of guys take turns nutting on a cookie, the first man to not be able to cum must eat the cookie.
by NoticeMeSenpaiiu October 13, 2021
Get the Soggy Cookie mug.a euphamism for having just had sex....
In this phrase cookie is a vagina and baking is the act of sex.
In this phrase cookie is a vagina and baking is the act of sex.
Friend: Hey, why aren't you out? COME TO THE PUB NOW!
Guy: Dude, just give me a few, I just baked a cookie.
Friend: Haha... tmi dude, but good on you.
Girl: MAN he's so hawt
Girl 2: I'd totally, I mean look at that butt.
Girl 3: Well girls, we did... last month we soo baked a cookie.
Guy: Dude, just give me a few, I just baked a cookie.
Friend: Haha... tmi dude, but good on you.
Girl: MAN he's so hawt
Girl 2: I'd totally, I mean look at that butt.
Girl 3: Well girls, we did... last month we soo baked a cookie.
by This Is Not Simon March 11, 2012
Get the baked a cookie mug.When a person that has been on "Smart for Life" or another one of those "cookie diets" is so hungry and upset at not being able to eat regular food that they are extremely touchy, volatile and potentially violent. Liable to snap at the slightest provocation.
Dude1: Hey, should i ask Anthony if it would be O.K. to...
Dude2: Whoa! You want him to Cookie Rage on you! Keep your mouth shut and ask him next week when he is eating regular food!
Dude2: Whoa! You want him to Cookie Rage on you! Keep your mouth shut and ask him next week when he is eating regular food!
by WeeeGeee March 8, 2011
Get the Cookie Rage mug.A man shapes a cookie into the shape of his genitalia(a penis), bakes it, then fucks a girl in the ass with it. Afterwards, he eats the cookie.
Guy1: "Dude I gave my girlfriend a cookie shlongster last night."
Guy2: "I bet it tasted like shit!"
Guy1: "Yeah, it did. Literally..."
Guy2: "I bet it tasted like shit!"
Guy1: "Yeah, it did. Literally..."
by AllieBigTits August 22, 2011
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