Cloerock

(adjective)A combination of every swear. worst insult possible .

why you gotta be such a cloerock

Cloerock by you know how we do!!! May 10, 2010

Clonely 

When someone is both lonely and desires a clone. This could be of themselves, a pet or loved one. Cloneliness is not about wanting a dead person magically back and only applies to specifically wanting a clone.

Al: I'm so clonely.
Bob: Why?
Al: If I had some clones, we could each learn a different kung fu style and have some sweet free-for-alls.
Bob: Get help, dude. Seriously.

Clonely by Mr. Tofu July 14, 2010

Cloner

When the Clitoris becomes erect due to blood flow from sexual arousal

Man, I have such a cloner when I see your boner.

Cloner by Peeta Mellark September 18, 2012

Cloner

A clit boner

Fifthkarmony had a Cloner when she saw Camila.

Cloner by LaurenJauregay18 July 6, 2015

Closet Monster 

This is where you hide alot of your friends in a room where you know you will have sex, normally done at a party or gala event.

You take a girl (or rarely, a boy) whom you have no respect for into the room and commence having sex with her/him.

Right at the moment of climax, you give the prearranged signal and all of your friends emmerge laughing to scare and severly embarrass the victim

Dude, did you hear about Ellen?

No what happened?

At that party last weekend Cole Closet Monstered her! Matt, Jordan, and Evan were all hiding in the room

Closet Monster by SwissCanadian March 31, 2009

closey 

To be almost yet not quite struck in the genitals by an object.

Wow that was a closey.

closey by Smity Jegawerbanmanjenson July 22, 2006

closet racist 

Someone who tries to hide the fact that they are racist. This is often done by concealing their true thoughts by opposite behavioral patterns in the same overcompensating fashion as many closet homosexuals do.

David: I just read an alarming paper on the socioeconomic position of African Americans.

Jim: Mmm, what? Afro Americans? Sounds a bit racist to me..

David: No it isn’t, listen: analysis of several US federal statistical databases showed that African Americans are more likely to end up in prison than to end up in college. Just an alarming statistical fact.

Jim: You can’t say that! That’s racist man!

David: I think you're a closet racist.

closet racist by Gein050 October 17, 2011