chode bitch

refers any person 5'2" (≈157 cm) or under who is annoying as fuck and usually uses their height as a personality trait which is mad embarrassing bc they're short

yo this chode bitch finna get us carded at the club

by tranquillacontequila December 6, 2021

Chode

A person who brags about their surfing abilities but has never actually surfed.

Steve: 'Bruuh, you should have been there man, I caught so many waves'
Tom: Whatever dude, we all know you are such a chode'

by Snitty_tee December 16, 2020

Sigma Chode

A true name for a smaller penis

Person 1: Look at that micro penis
Person 2: Its not a micro penis, its a Sigma Chode

by TJPower June 13, 2024

chode goad

One who whines/bitches/complains a lot.
Always hungry. Never satisfied. May or may not live with grandma. Will ask you for a bite of your food. At least one person in your group of friends is a certified chode goad. Can be male or female.

"Can I have a bite of your sandwich"
"Fuck you Cory, don't be a chode goad"

"Do you have a few dollars for gas"

"... I don't know man, I'm kinda hungry"

See bum bumpkin fuckboy hoe

by dank_hill October 10, 2016

Bloody chode

When one of your rather fat porky friends pisses you off.

James - “Anybody wanna play g ee a (gta but he’s to retarded to say it) with me! “
Anyone - “James! You bloody chode!”

by Datboyfergy123 May 9, 2021

Chode survey

a test which determines whether or not somebody has a chode. process includes dipping chode in acid beaker and chode-juice tasting. Very few people have been proven to have authentic chodes, and choderyite (similar 2 pyrite in gold) is a common case in people who wish they had chodes.

Do you know the results of Jacob's chode survey? Ya, they r +

by chpsadadad January 9, 2009

cheugy chode

an very obvious Cheugy who is being a chode (read: annoying person)

Kyle was being such a cheugy chode I had to cancel him out of my life.

by darwin626 January 3, 2022