retarted cat

doesnt know where or what the hell is going on and rolls with it but freaks out at a mouse

oh that damn retarted cat is going through the trash again

by soggys January 12, 2022

Bunch of cats

Consisting of more than one cat, lying around having four legs and always chillin. Living the good life. Absolutely contributing to nothing for the greater good of the household.

You all are a bunch of cats.

by All of the times January 31, 2022

Ground Cat

A cat found on the ground.

Another variation is Ground Kitten.

"Wow, that's a nice looking kitty right there."

"Thanks! She's my Ground Cat."

"What in sweet fuck does that even mean?"

"Oh, I found her on the ground when I was outside smoking."

"What the fuck is wrong with you?"

See the Ground Cats subreddit for more information.

by Lixxydoo April 2, 2022

skinny cat

Skinny cats are people that are barely getting by, because the cost of living is so high.

Fat cats create skinny cats

by End All Media February 8, 2021

Piano Cat

Can we all remember arguably the greatest meme of all time? Piano Cat was Earth's heart and soul, and no I dont wanna hear about "actually, tetonic plat-" THEYRE NOT! Piano Cat is THE meme. Please give a round of plause for Piano Cat. Rest in peace.

Random dude: hey did you hear piano cat di-
Everyone: SHUT UP YOU PIECE OF SH*T! (Rip piano cat)

by Piano Cat October 18, 2019

cat pervert

when your neighbor's cat is in your yard, that makes you a cat pervert

shoo my cat out of your yard, you cat pervert

by troy valency July 14, 2023

Cat Gyatt

If you see a cat walking with its checks out, holy is that hot. If your cat is flat, might as well send it to BHM

(Cat) Meow
(Me) that cats lowkey got a Cat Gyatt

(Cat) What the actual fuck

by fatterthanu September 9, 2023