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cat-bushed

When your cat ambushes you by spontaneously lying in front of where you want to walk, and you nearly trip on them.
I was walking and playing on my phone, when my cat cat-bushed me. It didn't end well.
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sussy cat

A cat that is sussy. like Literally a cat that is sussy.

smaller kittens must be referred as smol sussy cats.
Oran is the sussiest of the sussy cat.
by susspuss June 17, 2022
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Ground Cat

A cat found on the ground.

Another variation is Ground Kitten.
"Wow, that's a nice looking kitty right there."

"Thanks! She's my Ground Cat."

"What in sweet fuck does that even mean?"

"Oh, I found her on the ground when I was outside smoking."

"What the fuck is wrong with you?"

See the Ground Cats subreddit for more information.
by Lixxydoo April 2, 2022
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Nuzzling the cat

Another name for performing oral sex on a lady.
I ended up nuzzling the cat all night long! She wanted it bad!
by thatguy69696969696969696969 August 28, 2013
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Cat denial

Cat denial
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Cat - feline
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Denial - a state of hiding from the truth
= Cat denial

This is a serious condition that occurs in the following situation:

When you share other people's images of cats on a Saturday but you deny that you participate in the Internet meme day known as Caturday, just because you didn't upload it yourself.
Despite Denis sharing Amanda's YouTube cat video, he was clearly in cat denial that he was now an active part of the Caturday phenomena.
by MartinSherv October 27, 2012
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skinny cat

Skinny cats are people that are barely getting by, because the cost of living is so high.
by End All Media February 8, 2021
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Cancerous Cat

A cancerous cat is a cat who had sex with a human too many times that it got genital cancer.
My fucking cat is cancerous because it fucked my cousin 5 times. Damn I have a cancerous cat.
by Fidget spinner licker April 10, 2019
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