Great Canadian Coconuts

An ever-green plant that grows in the Canadian north. The stalk is green, and leaves are long resembling those of a spider plant.

Deep below ground, the plant has a root ball that it uses to store water during the spring and summer, and uses this same water to sustain itself through the winter. The root ball consists of an outer thin skin covering a fibrous substance resembling ginger and tasting bitter. In the middle of the root is the nut that contains the fluid that is both slightly bitter and highly nutritious.

Also a story told by Canadian's for foreigners to convince them to buy things from tourist stands.

Hey! Check out that Canadian over there. He's got Great Canadian Coconuts for sale!

by Johnny Canuck March 13, 2022

Canadian Sausage Twister

When a man is edged to the brink of completion and then just before the climax his shaft is vigorously twisted around until a tight seal forms at the base, leaving you with a fully loaded sausage

Did you hear about Gregg? He spent four days in the hospital after his girl tried the Canadian sausage twister on him.

by Donkeypunch39 July 24, 2023

Canadian Bacon

A Canadian Penis

I sucked on his Canadian Bacon last night.

by Darwin Ching Chong June 11, 2018

Rez Bunny (Canadian)

.....Greasy but well preserver Canada native female who had here mitten bash-out more times in one night then u can count with grade 9 eduction which she doesn't have

Dress like a harlot an filters all here photos in Facebook an Instagram to hide her true personal an acts as she better then everyone

An avg age is 16 to 30 with up 3kids from difffrent baby daddy's

Most Commonly can be seen at trap house or dope dealers vehicles

Spreading for dope an shallowing protein

An ditches here kids for days with random people

That girl is only 17 with six kids what a Rez bunny (Canadian)

by Jonathan the Strange One November 1, 2020

Canadian Oil Rig

When the man is upside down resting his shoulders on the floor with his bottom facing up while his partner drills his in a downward motion.

John gave him the old Canadian Oil Rig

by ManCaveUser January 14, 2022

Canadian buttsex

Using animal fat for Anal lube.

Save that bacon fat where having Canadian buttsex after breakfast!!!

by anonymous October 13, 2020

canadian skeet shooting

When a man stimulates his genitals until climax into a waiting Caucasian woman's face, exclaiming sorry with every burst of ejaculate to connect with her face.

I apologized so much it sounded like Canadian skeet shooting.

by MrMarijaweiner December 1, 2017