by Altemose Prime January 16, 2024
To open up and wipe your bum by finger power at a sink. Helpful half an hour after a shit when the brownies have crusted. Water is often involved to do-do away the smell and finger-tan. It's also possible to do without a sink and advisable in the absence of toilet paper.
1) Sam wiped his crusting ass for half a roll, but he decided he'd go Clam Poaching afterwards.
2) Jennifer was still saving for a Bidet so after some fierce Clam Poaching she rewarded herself with some snowy Talcum Powder.
3) Inexperienced Clam Poachers upon sitting down often uncover an undiscovered rock-pool. The worst even suffer assisted Mudslide. Correct Swamp Draining technique is actively encouraged to solve this dilemma.
4) What you're going to do after you Rollo and discover Roll-No?
2) Jennifer was still saving for a Bidet so after some fierce Clam Poaching she rewarded herself with some snowy Talcum Powder.
3) Inexperienced Clam Poachers upon sitting down often uncover an undiscovered rock-pool. The worst even suffer assisted Mudslide. Correct Swamp Draining technique is actively encouraged to solve this dilemma.
4) What you're going to do after you Rollo and discover Roll-No?
by Okahoa June 02, 2011
When she won't open up so you get her in the sauna and started steamin' the clam so she gets hot enough to open up that clam exposing that sweet pink.
Paul couldn't get the cleaning girl to give in, so he coax her to the sauna and once inside Paul started steamin' the clam and had her open up that clam within minutes!
by Clamer October 12, 2016
by George Malone July 09, 2022
Releasing one's seed within a woman's vaginal canal and proceeding to perform cunnilingus upon the vulva of said woman
by Willeigh January 28, 2012
When a body part other than your anus or vagina makes a fart sound. Not to be confused with queef or burp
(noun) Did you hear Brad's belly let out a clam bark when he was doing burpees?
(verb) Ted is really good at clam barking with his armpit.
(verb) Ted is really good at clam barking with his armpit.
by SlyFox August 01, 2014
Calm the fuck down. But Nicer🤗
by IkeTon August 10, 2024