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Beach Chicken

“Mom, look, it’s a Beach Chicken!”
by He!! No December 10, 2021
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Beachboy

the intention of collecting seashells along the seashore but instead finding a narrow bird beak that has fallen of a dead bird and proceeding to dock your penis hole with it just out of curiosity.
My experimental nature drives me insane sometimes I guess I will just call myself a beachboy …
by mountaingoat247 December 14, 2021
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Beanch

A bench made of beans , usable or not .
Hey have you seen the beanch on 34th street ?
by German Tissue January 5, 2022
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Beached Whale

A shit so big and heavy that it gets stuck on the bowl, with no chance of flushing without intervening with your bare hands.
I am having a hard time washing the shit under my fingernails after scraping the beached whale out.
by SuckingGlizzies February 10, 2022
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Beach._.VR

Cracked at Gorilla Tag and if see him and your lobby you should leave
OH NO Beach._.VR IS HERE WE GOT TO GO, NOW.
by BEACHVR February 24, 2022
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Beach Read

A literary novel that is deeply rooted in the beach house/town. The setting is almost a character in the book. Usually someone is at a crossroads in their life and they find a new path forward through their time at the beach.

A good Beach read takes the pace of summer at the beach - it has twists and turns, axillary characters woven throughout, parallel plot devices, and often a love story in the mix too.
The Beach Read is the perfect novel to accompany one during the holiday to the beach.
by KingBratwurst March 13, 2022
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Beach Read

A classic Beach Read is a novel deeply rooted in the beach house/town. The setting is almost a character in the book. Usually, someone is at a crossroads in their life and they find a new path forward through their time at the beach.

A good Beach Read sets a pace of summer at the beach - it has twists and turns, axillary characters woven throughout, parallel plot devices, and often a love story in the mix too.
My Beach Read is making me miss my time at the beach this winter.
by KingBratwurst March 13, 2022
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