Batting clean up

Last guy to go massage parlor right before they close at the end of the night and likes to chow box.

I work with this guy that likes to batting clean up. He shows up late to work a couple mornings every week with a big grin on his face. He must’ve batted clean up last night.

by Kitty 2 November 22, 2025

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Beating the rainbow road

When two gay men furiously masturbate each other while driving on the interstate.

My friend Jonathan certainly didn't expect he'd start beating the rainbow road with me after we got in the car to go to Burger King.

by Draconic Mercury November 26, 2025

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A Bazinga Male is a talented and formidable homo sapien manperson, often found without a partner for reasons both mysterious and clear. Mildly autistic with a hint of AWESOMESAUCE. A Bazinga Male is often looked down on by society until he manages to partner up, as the Bazinga in his little finger puckers up the buttercups.

"Who was that cute drama coach at the seminar today, the passion he has for Estonian Soap Opera's is kinda sorta super cute?"
"Oh, that's Sheldon! He's a Bazinga Male, if you know what I mean."
"No, I don't know what you mean..."
"I mean he's either gay and hasn't come to terms with it, or he's the most absent minded professor since Shel Silverstein"
"You know Shel Silverstein was a poet, not a professor, right? Is there a light in the attic?"

by LurkasaurusReximus November 28, 2025

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