August 22

National kick your crush on the balls day

Did you know that today is august 22nd day

by Bad bitches24 August 20, 2022

August 22

If they are born on august 22 they are the best and you should buy them whatever they want or else….. you don’t wanna know

I’m born august 22 can I have a coffee mug

by Leahliva March 27, 2023

august 22

national kiss noah day

i’m thinking about kissing the closest noah every august 22

by juice 2 August 22, 2021

August 22

National kiss your crush day

Boy: *kisses girl*
Girl: why did you do that?
Boy: it's August 22! national kiss your crush day
Girl:😘

by AizelAlikai August 21, 2022

August 22

National fuck with a Jordan day... On this day it is everyone who's name is not Jordan to make a Jordan's day so inconvenient that all they can say is "fuck"

It's August 22 did you fuck with Jordan yet?

by pimpdaddyliv July 13, 2021

August Björnum

Mexican/Swedish people with enormous cocks. Often described as handsome, sexy and “godly in bed”

I met the Sexiest August Björnum at a party yesterday

by akademikern November 22, 2021

August 12th 2003

Gayest person alive with the biggest blackest willy ever!
Also a sexy beast ;)

person1: Yo bro were you born on August 12th 2003 because you black and gay as hell!

person2: bro how you know?!

by dante;) April 06, 2024